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  1. What is the best advice to give to a worm?… Sleep late! (Napping Jokes)
  2. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Earth Day Jokes & Spring Jokes)
  3. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm! (Book Jokes & Apple Jokes)
  4. I just opened up a big can of worms. They just sit there….the worms. Hardly the chaos that’s advertised.
  5. Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race?… They wound up in a tie. (Track Jokes)
  6. What do you call it when worms take over the world?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes Earth Day Jokes)
  7. Why did the robin go to the library?… It was looking for bookworms. (Book Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  8. What does a bookworm do during a baseball game?… Worm the bench. (Baseball Jokes)
  9. What is a worm’s favorite movie?… Harry Potter, they love “Wormtale!” (Harry Potter Jokes)
  10. What is a worm’s favorite movie character?… “Wormtale!” from Harry Potter! (Harry Potter Jokes)
  11. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm.
  12. What is worser that finding a worm in an apple?… Finding a half of worm. (Apple Jokes)
  13. Why do worms consider themselves to be hippies?… It’s because they’re down to earth. (Earth Day Jokes)
  14. What is even smarter than a talking worm?… A spelling bee. (Bee Jokes)
  15. What was the glow worm’s favorite song?… Wake me up before you glow glow. (Music Jokes)
  16. What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?… A dirty kid!
  17. What kind of worms make the best carpenters?… Inch Worms.
  18. Why did the earthworm cross the playground?… To get to the other mud slide.
  19. What happens to worms who dig too much?…  They get in-DIG-estion  
  20. Which type of worms do storks like most?…  Birthworms. (Baby Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  21. What kind of worms like to sleep by the fireplace?… Hearthworms.  
  22. What did the maggot do at the baseball game?… Wormed the bench. (Baseball Jokes)  
  23. Why don’t worms like getting up in the morning?… Because the early bird catches the worm. (Napping Jokes)
  24. What makes a glow worm glow?… A light meal.  
  25. Do you wanna know what a bird’s favorite dance is?… the worm. (Music Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  26. What kind of computer was most loved by worms?… The Macintosh. (Computer Jokes)
  27. What is life like for a wood worm?… Boring.  
  28. How can you tell which end of a worm is which?… Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.  
  29. What was the name of the worm army?… The Apple Corps. (Memorial Day Jokes & Apple Jokes
  30. What did the woodworm say to the compost pile?… It’s been nice gnawing you.
  31. How can you tell which end of a worm is which?… Throw an apple and yell fetch. (Apple Jokes
  32. What don’t worms from the cornfield follow directions?… Everything goes in one ear and out the other. (Farming Jokes)
  33. What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?… Very big holes in your peanut garden. (Elephant Jokes
  34. Why was the glow worm teacher unhappy?… Her students weren’t bright enough. (180 School Jokes & 365 Teacher Jokes)
  35. Which worm’s always know how long they are?…Measuring tape-worms.  
  36. Which worm’s make the best gift wrappers?… Scotch tape-worms. (Christmas Jokes)
  37. Why did the boy think worms would taste like chewing gum?… Because they’re wrigleys. (Gum Jokes)  
  38. Why are glow worms good to carry in your backpack?… They can lighten your load. (180 School Jokes)
  39. What squirms and howls at the moon?… Wereworms. (Halloween Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
  40. What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Earth Day Jokes & Spring Jokes
  41. Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?… It was going ear to ear in his cornfield. (Farming Jokes)
  42. What got the worm?… The early bird. (Bird Jokes)
  43. What did the worm say to the friend who got stuck in an apple?… You’re going to have to worm your way out of this one. (Apple Jokes
  44. Which type of worms are the widest?… Girthworms. 
  45. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Worm… Worm who?… Worm in here, isn’t it? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  46. Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?… They can lighten your load!
  47. Who is a worm’s favorite basketball player?… Dennis Rodman AKA “the worm.” (Basketball Jokes)
  48. Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning?… Because the early bird catches the worm.  (Bird Jokes)
  49. I love eating glow worms… Especially as a light snack.
  50. Why did the worm leave the apple?… Because Noah said to travel in pairs. (Apple Jokes)
  51. What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?… They get hooked. (Fishing Jokes)
  52. What kind of computer does a worm have?… A Macintosh. (Computer Jokes)
  53. I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
  54. What did the plant say to the worm?… Oooh that tickles. (Flower Jokes)
  55. Two robins stuffed themselves with worms until they were too fat to fly. Since the birds couldn’t go anywhere, they decided to just sit and soak up the sun. Along came a cat, and it ate them. Licking its paws, the cat said, “I just love baskin’ robins!” (Bird Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  56. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?… Away… (Bird Jokes)
  57. What do you call an uncool worm?… Warm!
  58. Worm kid comes home He sees mom and asks: “Mom, have you seen dad?” Mom says: “Dad went fishing with the guys.” (Fishing Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  59. What do worms leave round their baths?… The scum of the earth! (Earth Day Jokes)
  60. What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?… Very big worm holes in your garden! (Elephant Jokes)
  61. What did the woodworm say to the chair?… It’s been nice gnawing you! 
  62. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?… A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death! (Snake Jokes)
  63. What is a worm’s favorite band?… Mud! (Music Jokes)
  64. How do you make a glow worm happy?… Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted. 
  65. What eats laptops?… Computer worms. (Computer Jokes)
  66. How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?.. It has a blue light! (Police Jokes)
  67. How can you tell which end of a worm is which?… Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
  68. How do you make a glow worm happy?… Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted! 
  69. What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?… Where in earth have you been!
  70. When should you stop for a glow worm?… When he has a red light! 
  71. Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?… Because everyone had to go on in pairs! (Apple Jokes)
  72. What is the maggot army called?… The Apple Corps! (Apple Jokes)
  73. What does a turtle do during winter?… Sit by the fire and worm himself up. (Winter Jokes & Turtle Jokes)
  74. Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?… Maggot Thatcher! 
  75. He didn’t say it as much as he screamed it: “put it down, don’t do it! If you do…you have no idea what kind of trouble you’ll be in.” But I just opened that can of worms anyway.
  76. What’s invisible and smells like worms?… Bird farts. (Bird Jokes)
  77. What do you you call a Mexican inch worm?… An inch-a-lotta. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  78. If a person who reads lots of books is a bookworm, what do you call a person who listens to lots of tapes?… Old. (Book Jokes)
  79. What do you call a 3.14cm long snake?… A worm. (Snake Jokes)
  80. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?…  Finding two worms. (Apple Jokes)