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  1. On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes)
  3. You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?… There must be some thing RON with you.
  4. Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?… So you’ll never know which side he’s on.
  5. What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?… Gifted.
  6. Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?… Nobody nose. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  7. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch. Biology Jokes for Kids)
  8. How do you know if someone’s a pureblood?… Don’t worry they’ll let you know.
  9. What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?… Why so Sirius?
  10. Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?… Cause he only has followers, not friends!
  11. What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn’t?… A NOSE! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  12. How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?… With Dementos. (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  13. What do you call a potterhead on a horse?… Harry Trotter. (Horse Jokes)
  14. Voldemort: Why so sirius? Sirius Black: Why so nosy? (Biology Jokes for Kids)