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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harry Potter jokes.
- On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Principal Jokes)
- Harry Potter Pun: Harry Potter puns can Slytherin to any conversation.
- How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Why did Lord Voldemort watch the eclipse?… To practice the dark arts. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
- How does Voldemort enter a room?… He slithers in.
- What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club?… Harry Putter. (Golf Jokes)
- I’m trying to write a book about Platform 9 and 3/4… But I keep hitting a wall. (Book Jokes)
- How does Harry Potter enter a room?… Through the Gryffin-door.
- I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted… The fifth one was dead Sirius. (Book Jokes)
- Voldemort: Why so sirius? Sirius Black: Why so nosy? (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- How does Harry Potter listen to music?… He puts on Sirius XM. (365 Music Jokes)
- On a scale from one to ten, how sad are you that Robbie Coltrane the actor who played Hagrid has passed?… About nine and three quarters. (Hagrid Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a spelling bee contestant?… One conjures spells and the other spells conjure. (Bee Jokes)
- How did Harry Potter get down the hill?… Walking. JK, rolling. (Walking Jokes & Hiking Jokes)
- Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?… Cause he only has followers, not friends!
- How do you get a mythical creature into your house?… Through the Gryffindor.
- If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle… has he been Muggled? (Police Jokes)
- Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor?… Because he can’t control his pupils. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
- Anyone else who had committed Voldemort’s crimes would have been riddled with guilt. (Police Jokes)
- Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his potions pot and his best friend?… They’re both cauldron.
- Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?… Nobody nose. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?… With Dementos. (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- McGonagall is a good teacher, but… she has a tendency to be catty. (Cat Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
- What is an octopus’s favorite Harry Potter game?… Squidditch. (Octopus Jokes)
- Why did Harry Potter throw away all his old potions?… They were past their hexpiration date!
- You think Harry Potter is better than Lord of the Rings… Tolkien must be Rowling in his grave… (Book Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- What would you call a reality show where Sirius Black adopted the Weasley children?… Orange Is the New Black.
- What do you call a house-elf in a hotel?… A Dobby in a lobby. (Elf Jokes)
- Why did Neville always sit on two chairs?… Because he is a Longbottom.
- What’s the difference between a comma and Crookshanks?… Crookshanks has claws at the end of his paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause. (Grammar Jokes)
- How does Malfoy get in his bed?… He slithers in! (Napping Jokes)
- You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?… There must be something RON with you.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter books in order? (Canoe Jokes & Book Jokes)
- Rubeus Hagrid kicked down my door last night… …and all he said was, “Sorry, wrong house!” (Hagrid Jokes)
- Why did Ron ask Hagrid for an autograph?… Because he is a giant fan! (Hagrid Jokes)
- Hagrid spreading Dumbledore’s ashes into the winds… “You’re a blizzard Albus.” (Hagrid Jokes & Blizzard Jokes)
- What do you call a gardener that has a beard?… Hairy Potter. (Flower Jokes & Barber Jokes)
- Why was Hagrid sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Principal Jokes)
- What do you call two Quidditch players who share a dorm?… Broom-mates. (College Jokes)
- What do you call a Potterhead on a horse?… Harry Trotter. (Horse Jokes)
- What did The Dark Lord envy from Harry?… His nose! (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
- How does Hagrid listen to music?… He puts on Sirius XM. (365 Music Jokes)
- How do Hogwarts students go on field trips?… They take the albus. (Bus Jokes / Field Trip Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
- Roses are red, violets are blue… If you don’t like Harry Potter puns, something is Siriusly Ron with you. (Flower Jokes)
- What do you call the entrance to a Harry Potter gym?… A dumbbell door. (Gymnastics Jokes)
- Hagrid: You’re a light bulb Harry! Harry Potter: I’m a watt!? (Hagrid Jokes)
- How does Hagrid get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch. (Biology Jokes for Kids & Hagrid Jokes)
- How does Hagrid enter a room?… Through the Gryffin-door. (Hagrid Jokes)