Principal Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are a few more jokes about principals.
  2. Our school library is so quiet you can hear a pin drop and if it does… the pin will be sent to the principal’s office. (Library Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  3. Our school librarian is very strict. She’ll send you to the principal’s office for thinking too loudly. (Library Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  4. Boy: Our principal is so stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I’m the principal’s daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. (walks away) (Walking Jokes)
  5. Any book with George Washington’s writing in it is worth thousands of dollars… Any book with my writing in it is worth two weeks of detention. (Book Jokes)
  6. Students going to the Homecoming Dance: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes & Homecoming Jokes)
  7. Mom: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” Son: “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” Mom: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” Son: Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too! Mom: “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.” Son: “Give me two reasons why I should go to school.” Mom: “Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the principal!” (Back to School Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  8. What faculty member is friends with all the students?… The princi-pal. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  9. Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Harry Potter Jokes)
  10. Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s Friday! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  11. My principal wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon. (Leap Year Jokes)
  12. According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators.
  13. Son: Dad there’s a small get together at school tomorrow, Father: Small get together? How small? Son: Only me…you…and the principal. (Dad Jokes)
  14. The phone rang in the principal’s office… Principal: “Hello?” Caller: “Umm yes hi, my son won’t be coming to school today because he’s got the flu.” Principal: “OK and who may I ask is speaking?” Caller: “Umm my dad.” (Dad Jokes)
  15. Where does the architecture school’s principal send bad students?… To the suspension bridge.
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the principal’s hand. (Graduation Jokes)
  17. Why did the echo get detention on the last day of school?… It kept answering back. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  18. A new principal was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he asked the school’s long time Custodian, “Do you think it’s wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?” The Custodian looked at him gravely… “We trust them with the children, don’t we?”
  19. What happened when the principal tied everyone’s laces together?… They went on a class trip. (Field Trip Jokes)
  20. Why did the tree sent to the principal?… For being knotty! (Tree Jokes)
  21. What do get when you cross one middle school principal with a high school principal?… I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Middle School Jokes)
  22. What is the difference between a principal and a train?… The principal says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (Train Jokes)
  23. “My principal is an Irishman.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!” (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  24. I was in a food fight at school & accidentally hit the principal with a stale cafeteria bun… he had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon. (Bread Jokes & Police Jokes)
  25. I hate school and got caught skipping the other day… My principal said, “Walk normal next time.” (Walking Jokes)
  26. Principal: Sorry for calling you in, but your son set the school on fire. Parents: Arson? Principal: Yes, your son. (Fireman Jokes)
  27. Why are do principals like fish?… They travel in schools! (Fishing Jokes)
  28. Principal: “I’ve just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?” Student: “No, I’m irresponsible. That’s why I threw it.”
  29. Why did the principal marry the custodian?… Because he swept her off her feet! (Wedding Jokes)
  30. How do principals stay cool during a high school athletic contest?…They sit near the fans! (101 Sports Jokes)
  31. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better principal. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  32. What did the picture in the principal’s office say?… I was framed. (Art Jokes)
  33. Do leprechauns make good principals? …. No way! They’re very short-tempered! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  34. Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?” Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.” Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?” Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”
  35. Are leprechauns good school secretaries for a principal? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  36. Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  37. A group of vaping college students is called a smog…. A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office. (Middle School Jokes & College Jokes)
  38. Are people jealous of the Irish principals?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  39. My principal doesn’t allow guns in school… …So I had to put on a long sleeve shirt. (180 School Jokes)
  40. Who is a teacher’s best friend at school?… The princi-pal!
  41. Where does a principal put smart hot dogs?….On honor rolls! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  42. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Labor Day Jokes)
  43. What do you do if a principal rolls her eyes at you?…. Pick them up and roll them back to her! (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
  44. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  45. What did one principal’s office wall say to the other?… Hey, let’s meet in the corner.
  46. Where did badminton go?… To the principal’s office he was a bad! (Badminton Jokes)
  47. It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him into the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior. “Now,” he said, “are there any questions?” One girl stood up timidly. “Please, sir,” she asked, “may we have our teacher back?” (Jokes for the First Day of School)
  48. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?…. “I can’t control my pupils!” (Biology Jokes)
  49. Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers before eating them.?… Because his mother told him not to eat them if the “seal” was broken. (Seal Jokes)
  50. Why did the recycling bin get sent to the principal’s office?… It was caught throwing paper planes. (Earth Day Jokes)
  51. What happened when the naughty Minion got sent to the principals’s office?… He went bananas. (Minion Jokes & Banana Jokes)
  52. Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?… For tocking too much! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  53. What is the most popular summer dessert for principals in Georgia?… Peach pi. (Georgia Jokes)
  54. Which month do principals complain the least?… February because it has fewer days. (February Jokes)
  55. What faculty member was friends with all the seniors?… The princi-pal. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  56. Which friend do students never see over summer vacation?… Their princi-PAL. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  57. Did students laugh when the principal fell on the ice?… No, but the ice cracked up. (Winter Jokes)
  58. What do you call a principal without students?… Happy!
  59. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about principals?
  60. When is a high school theater clumsy?… When the curtain falls.
  61. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Fishing Jokes)
  62. What did the cheerleader say when the principal gave her detention?… Bring It On. (Cheerleading Jokes)
  63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good principal knock-knock joke?
  64. Principal: How can we keep the school clean? Student: By staying at home.
  65. Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good principal knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  67. What did one plate say to the other plate in the school cafeteria?… Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me!
  68. Why can’t you borrow lunch money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Leprechaun Jokes)
  69. Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  70. What did the art drawing in the principal’s office say to the wall?… I was framed!
  71. Have you heard the joke about the school sidewalk? … It’ll crack you up!
  72. What do get when you cross one elementary school principal with a high school principal?… I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Middle School Jokes)
  73. Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  74. Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?” Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.” Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?” Son: “Who threw the eraser at the teacher?”
  75. Are people jealous of the Irish teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  76. Why are leprechauns bad elementary principals?…. Because they’re very short-tempered! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  77. Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?” Boy: “No.” Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.” Boy: “And do you know who I am?” Girl: “No,” Boy: “Thank goodness!”
  78. The son told his mom: “I don’t want to go to school today. The kids tease me, the teachers hate me.” “But son, you must be in school. You’re the principal!”
  79. The daughter told her dad: “I don’t want to go to school today. The kids tease me, the teachers hate me.” “But honey, you must be in school. You’re the principal!”
  80. Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.” “Give me two reasons why I should go to school.” “Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the PRINCIPAL!”