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More Fireman Jokes…

  1. Why did the firefighter take Labor Day off?… He needed to extinguish his stress. (Labor Day Jokes)
  2. Air Force Fact: The only time you can have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. (Air Force Jokes)
  3. I tried being a fireman… but I suffered burnout. (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. Fire Station Field Trip: The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?” A student’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!” (Field Trip Jokes)
  5. A North Dakota man came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?”
  6. Hole #15 What hole at the Master’s really bothers firemen?… Hole #15 Fire Thorn.
  7. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child. “No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.”  (Grandparent Jokes)
  8. Principal: Sorry for calling you in, but your son set the school on fire. Parents: Arson? Principal: Yes, your son. (Principal Jokes)
  9. I was watching the Super Bowl at my friend’s house when my real estate agent called me… Told me some of my property had burned down. In both cases, Mahomes’ on fire. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  10. I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling… it’s cheaper than a smoke alarm. (Popcorn Jokes)
  11. What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?… A fire alarm. (Fireman Jokes)
  12. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best fireman jokes.
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about fireman? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good fireman knock-knock joke?
  15. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good fireman knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)