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Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about them Chiefs? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
Super Bowl XLV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
Super Bowl XLVII: What does Rihanna say when she doesn’t approve of Super Bowl commercials?… “Oh nah nah!”
Super Bowl XLVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …however, Carroll said “I’ll pass.” (Colorado Jokes)
Super Bowl LIX: What company owns the rights to Super Bowl 59?… NetfLIX
I just don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Eminem kneeling at the Super Bowl… He literally said his knees were weak like 2 minutes earlier… (365 Music Jokes)
Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback. …he’s a quarterback. (365 Music Jokes)
Where is an archers favorite NFL stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium. Home of the Kansas City Chiefs. (Super Bowl Jokes)
Who is an archers favorite NFL team?… The Kansas City Chiefs. They play at Arrowhead Stadium.
What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
Super Bowl XLV:“I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor (Florida Jokes & Election Jokes)
Super Bowl XLV: Should Tampa Bay be called Champ a Bay? (Florida Jokes)
Super Bowl LIII One of the LOWEST POINTS of my life. (Psychology Jokes)
How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Labor Day Jokes)
What do you call a Super Bowl lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Father’s Day Jokes & Dad Jokes)
A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
What do call a 49’s fan holding a bottle of champagne after Super Bowl XLVII… A waiter.
What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl team’s fan and a baby?… A baby will stop whining eventually.
Did you hear the jokes about the game winning Super Bowl LV! touchdown?… It crosses the line.
Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season. 13-3.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?…Hans…Hans who?… Hans to the face is a penalty. (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
Middle School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time. (Middle School Jokes)
Why was the Super Bowl receiver nicknamed “Bad News?”… Because bad news travels fast.
Why can’t Mahomes call his momma after the Super Bowl?… No reception.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Flip… Flip who?… Flip the Super Bowl coin!
Super Bowl XLIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Washington Jokes)
What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night. (Mailman Jokes)
What Super Bowl play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak. (Police Jokes)
The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated. (New England Jokes & Massachusetts Jokes)
What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0! (Music Jokes)
I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, “Cool! I wanna watch!” I said, “Why? Your cell phone tells time.” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What did the Super Bowl receiver say to the football before the big game?… Catch you later.
Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?… So they can hear someone say “no missed calls.”
Why can’t losing Super Bowl quarterback use the phone anymore?… Because he can’t find the receiver.
Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super bowl?… The History Channel. (Social Studies Jokes)
Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Super Bowl?… Just in case they need to tie the score.
How is the bad economy affecting the Super Bowl?… Instead of a coin toss they are now going to play rock, paper, scissors!
Can Super Bowl players can jump higher than the goal posts?… Yes, field goal posts can’t jump!
What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Ice Cream Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North. (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
Time to huddle…around the chip bowl.
Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win the Super Bowl.
Why don’t football players wear glasses?… Because football is a contact sport!
We may not get a Super Bowl ring… but we’ve got onion rings.
When is a Super Bowl football player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench. (Lawyer Jokes)
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl! (August Jokes & Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited. However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium. So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field. He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken. The man replies, “No.” The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?” The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.” “Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?” “No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral. (Math Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
The only penalty I know is double-dipping.
Super Bowl Episode 50: Peyton Strikes Back.
What did the Super Bowl coach say to the broken vending machine?… Give me my quarterback!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
Which Super Bowl player is the easiest target to hit with the football?… The wide receiver.
How did Scrooge win the Super Bowl?… The ghost of Christmas passed. (Christmas Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
Who are the happiest people at the Super Bowl?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
Did you here about the Super Bowl player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub? (Veteran’s Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
What is harder for a Super Bowl receiver to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! (Track and Field Jokes)
In the Super Bowl, why did the football quit playing?… It was tired of being kicked around.
Why do field goal kickers attend ballet lessons?… So that they can do the splits upright! (Dance Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans to the face is a penalty. (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white bronco in California.
Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted. (Bird Jokes)
What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the big game?… Turnovers! (Dessert Jokes)
I was watching the Super Bowl at my friend’s house when my real estate agent called me… Told me some of my property had burned down. In both cases, Mahomes’ on fire. (Fireman Jokes)
Why are centipedes not allowed to play in the Superbowl?… It takes too long to put their cleats on.
Why wasn’t the dog interested in playing in the Super Bowl?… It was a boxer. (Boxing Jokes)
What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Super Bowl Halftime Show?… “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.” (365 Music Jokes)
Super Bowl LIV: It is 02/02/2020 so if you’re into palindromes… I guess this is your Super Bowl or something! (Math Jokes for Teachers)
Why do Super Bowl coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets… It’s because of inflation.
Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Cow Jokes)
How is losing money in a payphone like the Super Bowl?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Why are Super Bowl football stadiums always cool?… Because they’re full of fans.
What did the football players think about the stadium lights during the Super Bowl?… They gave them GLOWING reviews.
Why did the Super Bowl football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
Why did the poor, rookie Super Bowl quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet!
Why do the best Super Bowl field goal kickers take gymnastics lessons?… To learn how to split the uprights! (Gymnastics Jokes)
How are Super Bowl tail-backs similar to water?… They both can run! (Track and Field Jokes)
What’s as big as the Lombardi trophy, but weighs nothing?… It’s shadow.
If the Super Bowl went into overtime… does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
The Buccaneers didn’t win the Super Bowl… It might take weeks until we know the final score, as soon as they finish counting all the mail-in points. (Florida Jokes & Election Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed a Super Bowl player and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes)
The Atlanta Falcons just came out and said they won the Super Bowl… until the illegal second half was played. (Georgia Jokes)
Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer…. It’s already gone viral. (Beer Jokes)
No one knows what Lady Gaga is going to do during the Super Bowl… Because you can’t read her poker face. (365 Music Jokes)
Which Super Bowl players can jump higher than the field goal posts?… All of them – field goal posts can’t jump at all. (Track and Field Jokes)
Super Bowl LV: What’s the difference between a Patric Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
Why did the football players cry when they lost the Super Bowl?… They’re a bawl club.
What kind of tea do they serve football players at the Super Bowl?… Penaltea. (Tea Jokes)
Did you hear about the joke the Super Bowl quarterback told his receivers?… It went over their heads.
What do football players wear to the Super Bowl?… Armor – because it’s a knight game. (Knight Jokes)
What did the football say to the Super Bowl place kicker?… “I get a kick out of you.”
What are you gonna bring to the super bowl party?… A big spoon!
Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?… I don’t know son, we are Patriots fans.
What’s Peyton Mannings favorite TV show?… Duck Dynasty. (Duck Jokes)
Funny Super Bowl Ads: Amy Schumer has said she won’t do any Super Bowl commercials this year in support of Colin Kapernic. Thank God! Maybe this years Super Bowl commercials will be funny.
I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight!… Don’t worry; so did the losing team…
I heard England won the Super Bowl… But what would I know, I’m not a big fan of tennis anyways. (Tennis Jokes)
Hothead Pat, upset by how the Super Bowl is going, starts destroying things. Police get on the megaphone trying to evacuate the area: “Go, Pat riots!” (New England Jokes)
Did you hear about the Corona 2021 Super Bowl ad for their beer…. It’s already gone viral. (Beer Jokes)
How do you keep the losing Super Bowl football team out of your yard?… Put up a goalpost.
What is harder for a Super Bowl tailback to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! (Track and Field Jokes)
What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and an elementary student?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Elementary School Jokes)
What does the losing Super Bowl team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Who’s the smartest player to win a Super Bowl?… Tom Brainy.
Here’s my Super Bowl game plan… Devour all the snacks.
What do you call a Texans player at the Super Bowl?… Lost.
What is the hardest foot to buy a football cleat for?… A square foot. (Math Jokes)
Why can’t there be Super Bowl games on the moon?… There’s no atmosphere!
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a Super Bowl player?… Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
My dad asked me which Super Bowl commercial I liked better, the Doritos one or the Mountain Dew one. I told him, “It’s a tie, dad.”
Why is Charlie Sheen in such a good mood?… Because James Harrison now holds the record for most illegal hits!
What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?… It’s in half time.
My idea of a “super bowl” is an extra-large bowl of guacamole.
Why can’t there be Super Bowl games in space?… There’s no atmosphere!
I wasn’t sure if I wanted to go to church or a football game. So, my friend decided to toss a coin… It took 9 tosses to finally decide that we’d be going to the game.
What kind of pastry do defensive coordinators eat before the Super Bowl?… Turnovers!
What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and the losing Super Bowl team?… O. J. Simpson had a defense. (Lawyer Jokes)
What do Super Bowl players do when they get overheated?… They get closer to the fans.
Dad: Son, what would happen if neither team won the Super Bowl? Son: It’s a Tide ad.
What runs around the field during the Super Bowl – but never moves?… A wall.
What’s better than the Super Bowl?… Hyperbole.
Why wouldn’t the football player eat Wheaties?… He was waiting for a Supper bowl. (Cereal Jokes)
Did you hear what weather is going to be for Super Bowl LIII?… Sunny, clear sky with no Brees.
What do The Beatles and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?… Neither performed at the Super Bowl.
Which teams always get fresh uniforms for the Super Bowl?… New Jersey.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Tess me… Tess me who?… Tess me the football! (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent team to win the Super Bowl? (Canoe Jokes)
What did L.C. Greenwood have stuck in his teeth in Superbowl X?… A quarterback!.
What’s the difference between a Tom Brady and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
How are Super Bowl tail-backs similar to water?… They both can run! (Track and Field Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent halftime performance at the Super Bowl? (Canoe Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent team to lose the Super Bowl? (Canoe Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent coach to win the Super Bowl? (Canoe Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent coach to lose the Super Bowl? (Canoe Jokes)
That Super Bowl was so good… It was the best one I’ve seen all year.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent player to win the Super Bowl MVP? (Canoe Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who has won the most Super Bowl MVPs? (Canoe Jokes)
Why will it be warmer in the stadium the day after the Super Bowl?… All the fans will be gone.
Did you hear about the Super Bowl football who wore two jackets when he painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who has won the most Super Bowls? (Canoe Jokes)
Why shouldn’t toddlers wear Rich Gannon jerseys on Super Bowl Sunday?… Too much of a choking hazard. (Gannon threw a Super Bowl record five interceptions, three of which were returned for touchdowns)
Where do the quickest football players like to eat?… Fast food restaurants. (Fast Food Jokes)
Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Super Bowl football team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Ghost Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the franchise who has won the most Super Bowls? (Canoe Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who has won the most Super Bowls? (Canoe Jokes)
What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?… A spectator.
Super Bowl LIII Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he only has one.
What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?… It’s in half time. (Music Jokes)
How are scrambled eggs like slow Super Bowl corner-backs?… They’re both beaten.
My friend bought tickets for the Super Bowl LV on February 7th 2021 in Tampa Bay not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (Wedding Jokes & Florida Jokes)
Football fans are strange: 22 strong men run around a field for at least two hours. All this while, 80 000 people who probably don’t exercise – sit and cheer in stands.
Losing Super Bowl Coach responding to interview question: “What do you think about the execution of your team? Coach Response: “I am all in favor of it!”
Where do athletes go to get a new Super Bowl uniform?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for U.S. States)
Which football player wears the biggest helmet on Super Bowl Sunday?… The one with the biggest head! (Biology Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Flip… Flip me who?… Flip me the football!
What do you call an Atlanta Falcons football player with a Super Bowl ring?… A thief. (Police Jokes)
Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?… It was tired of being kicked around.
What do you call a groundhog that plays in the Super Bowl?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
Why do the best Super Bowl field goal kickers take ballet lessons?… To learn how to split the uprights! (Ballet Jokes)
This was the most Superbowlly… Super Bowl ever Super Bowl LI. (Grammar Jokes)
What did the football players think about the stadium lights during the Super Bowl?… They gave them GLOWING reviews.
What did the football say to the Super Bowl punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (College Jokes)
TV News on the Super Bowl It’s always “team coverage.”
Dad already knows who will win the 2025 Super Bowl… The team with the most points.
Since the Seahawks came out to U2 music they will win. Me: Wal-Mart had four copies of the Joshua Tree on vinyl. What a waste. Dad: I’ll buy one tomorrow… with or without you.
My pops and I watched the super bowl commercials together… We skip most of the football due to the annoying announcers, confusing rules and frequent replay delays, but I was able to come up with an answer when he asked what happens when both teams fail to score in OT. It’s a tie, Dad.
What kind of ends do you find in libraries?… Book ends. (Library Jokes)
Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?…They can’t string three “Ws” together.
What’s the hardest thing about being a Super Bowl quarterback?… The ground.
So, there’s the Super Bowl. After that, there’s the Mega Bowl. Then, after that, there’s the Giga Bowl. Anymore than that, though, would just be Tera Bowl.
How did the Seahawks feel after they lost the Super Bowl 24-6? “Deflated” “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
So, it’s now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes?… They’re going right over my head.
Who’s the smartest player to win a Super Bowl?… Tom Brainy.
What did the mummy Super Bowl coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes)
Why was the receiver nicknamed “Bad News?”… Because bad news travels fast.
Congratulation Chiefs . . . . . . The best Super Bowl I have seen this year, heck, this decade!!!
What did the reindeer say to the football player?… “Your Blitzen days are over!” (Reindeer Jokes)
Why was Cinderella such a bad at football?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Halloween Jokes & Disney Jokes)
Where do players dance after playing in the Super Bowl?… At a foot ball!
Why do Super Bowl coaches like place kicker?… Because punters always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Tess me… Tess me who?… Tess me the football!
What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a kindergarten student?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Kindergarten Jokes)
What is a football spectator’s favorite month?… “Fan” uary. (January Jokes)
What is Campbell’s favorite athletic event?… The “soup” er Bowl.
What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the Super Bowl?… Turnovers! (Dessert Jokes)
Did you hear about the joke the Super Bowl quarterback told his receivers?… It went over their heads.
The Super Bowl is this weekend, don’t forget to bring a jacket because it’s supposed to get cold… Luckily, there shouldn’t be any Brees though.
How is the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
Which Super Bowl player wears the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet! (Biology Jokes)
What was the Rams fan planning to do when his team won the Super Bowl?… Turn off his XBox.
What is the difference between a Browns fan and a baby?… Babies stop crying after awhile. (Baby Jokes)
What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?… Turn off the XBox.
A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super bowl. He didn’t realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding – so he can’t go. If you’re interested,.. the church is in New York City and the bride’s name is Donna
How did the football team win a game on Groundhog day?… They ground it out with the running game. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
A football coach walked into the changing room before a game. He looked over to his new signing and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed arithmetic, but we need you to be in the team. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right then you will be allowed to play.” The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What’s two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then answered, “4?” “Did you say 4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that the player had actually got the right answer. Suddenly all the other players on the team began shouting, “Come on coach, give him another chance!” (College Jokes)

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