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- Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about them Chiefs? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- Super Bowl LIX Jokes: What company owns the rights to Super Bowl 59?… NetfLIX.
- Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
- Super Bowl XLIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Washington Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super bowl?… The History Channel. (NFL Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
- Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win the Super Bowl.
- A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What is the most popular offensive football position for the Vegas Super Bowl?… the slot receiver.
- “Let’s remember the real heroes at the Super Bowl… the pizza deliver guys.” Rainn Wilson (Pizza Jokes)
- What do The Beatles and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?… Neither performed at the Super Bowl.
- What do call a 49’s fan holding a bottle of champagne after Super Bowl XLVII… A waiter.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Where are the archers betting on in Super Bowl XLVIII?… the Kansas City Chiefs. Their home field is Arrowhead Stadium. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Middle School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time. (Middle School Jokes)
- Why do psychiatrists love football players?… Because they tackle their problems head-on!
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Mahomes say when he heard who was performing the Super Bowl halftime show?… YEAH! YEAH! I used to listen to his music in the club with Mahomies!
- Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …however, Carroll said “I’ll pass.” (Colorado Jokes)
- I just don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Eminem kneeling at the Super Bowl… He literally said his knees were weak like 2 minutes earlier… (365 Music Jokes)
- I’m throwing a hobbit Super Bowl party… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white bronco in California.
- Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to my bookie. I lost a Super Bowl bet.
- Where is an archers favorite NFL stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium. Home of the Kansas City Chiefs. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the big game?… Turnovers! (Dessert Jokes)
- I was watching the Super Bowl at my friend’s house when my real estate agent called me… Told me some of my property had burned down. In both cases, Mahomes’ on fire. (Fireman Jokes)
- Did you hear the jokes about the game winning Super Bowl touchdown?… It crosses the line.
- Why do football players never wear glasses at the Super Bowl?… Because it is a contact sport!
- Super Bowl XLVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Super Bowl Halftime Show?… “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.” (365 Music Jokes)
- Super Bowl LIV: It is 02/02/2020 so if you’re into palindromes… I guess this is your Super Bowl or something! (Math Jokes for Teachers)
- Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Cow Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLV:“I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor (Florida Jokes & Election Jokes)
- Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback. …he’s a quarterback. (365 Music Jokes)
- The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated. (New England Jokes & Massachusetts Jokes)
- What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
- Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?… So they can hear someone say “no missed calls.”
- Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North. (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
- Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted. (Bird Jokes)
- Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0! (Music Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night. (Mailman Jokes)
- Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets… It’s because of inflation.
- What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundaes. (Ice Cream Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- Why can’t Mahomes call his momma after the Super Bowl?… No reception.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Can someone Usher me to the stage for the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
- Super Bowl XLVII: What does Rihanna say when she doesn’t approve of Super Bowl commercials?… “Oh nah nah!”
- Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season. 13-3.
- How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call a Super Bowl lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Father’s Day Jokes & Dad Jokes)
- We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral. (Math Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
- What’s the hardest thing about being a Super Bowl quarterback?… The ground.
- What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and the losing Super Bowl team?… O. J. Simpson had a defense. (Lawyer Jokes)
- Why are Super Bowl football stadiums always cool?… Because they’re full of fans.
- We may not get a Super Bowl ring… but we’ve got onion rings.
- So, it’s now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes?… They’re going right over my head.
- Losing Super Bowl Coach responding to interview question: “What do you think about the execution of your team? Coach Response: “I am all in favor of it!”
- What Super Bowl play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak. (Police Jokes)
- Why didn’t the dog want to play in the Super Bowl?… He was a boxer. (Boxing Jokes & Dog Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Which 49ers player always gets the most dates?… Brock, he’s real Purdy!
- Super Bowl XLVIII:Which 49ers player does Travis Kelce need to worry about stealing Taylor Swift’s affections?… Definitely number 13, Brock. He is Purdy!
- A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super bowl. He didn’t realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding – so he can’t go. If you’re interested,.. the church is in New York City and the bride’s name is Donna.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Christian say when he was tackled during the Super Bowl?… McCaff REALLY hurts!
- I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, “Cool! I wanna watch!” I said, “Why? Your cell phone tells time.” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- Time to huddle…around the chip bowl.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What does Samuel shout to Purdy during every play of the game?… Pass me Dee-ball!
- What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?… It’s in half time.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Why does Travis Kelce listen to music on his phone before every football game?… Because he broke all the records!
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Why does Purdy always feel safe in the pocket?… Because he Banks on the fact that Aaron will always get his quarterback!
- What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- No one knows what Lady Gaga is going to do during the Super Bowl… Because you can’t read her poker face. (365 Music Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes
- How did the Seahawks feel after they lost the Super Bowl 24-6? “Deflated” “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
- What was Elvis’s favorite Super Bowl snack?… The jailhouse guac!
- Super Bowl Episode 50: Peyton Strikes Back.
- What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl! (August Jokes & Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLV: Should Tampa Bay be called Champ a Bay? (Florida Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Did you hear about how Mahomes almost got tackled during the last play of the Super Bowl?… Thankfully, he was saved by the Bell!
- Where is an archers favorite NFL stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium. Home of the Kansas City Chiefs. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- What do you say to greet someone when you first get to a Super Bowl party?… Gimme some pigskin!
- Who are the happiest people at the Super Bowl?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
- The only penalty I know is double-dipping.
- Why was the Super Bowl receiver nicknamed “Bad News?”… Because bad news travels fast.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Purdy say to Brandon during the last play of the Super Bowl?… Aiyuk gonna catch this ball? If not, Samuel will!
- Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Super Bowl?… Just in case they need to tie the score.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Patrick Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Brock Purdy and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Travis Kelce dating Taylor Swift? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- How did Scrooge win the Super Bowl?… The ghost of Christmas passed. (Christmas Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- Did you hear that Campbell’s is one of the main sponsors of the big game this year?… Talk about a Soup-er Bowl!
- Did you hear about the joke the Super Bowl quarterback told his receivers?… It went over their heads.
- What is harder for a Super Bowl receiver to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! (Track and Field Jokes)
- How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
- A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Taylor Swift attending the Super Bowl? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- Where do players dance after playing in the Super Bowl?… At a foot ball!
- Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about all the Taylor Swift fans watching the Super Bowl this year? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- Super Bowl LIII One of the LOWEST POINTS of my life. (Psychology Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?… I don’t know son, we are Patriots fans.
- Why do Super Bowl coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
- Dad already knows who will win the 2025 Super Bowl… The team with the most points.