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Cinco de Mayo is celebrated annually on May 5 and commemorates the Mexican Army’s victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla, on May 5, 1862.

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  1. What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen eating nachos?…CHiPs and dip. (California Jokes) 
  2. Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  3. Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
  4. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Taco Jokes)
  5. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes! (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for Cinco De Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes)
  7. How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cheese Jokes)
  8. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Burrito Jokes)
  9. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Taco Jokes)
  10. What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Taco Jokes)
  11. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Taco Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  12. Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?… Because it didn’t habanero. (Archery Jokes)
  13. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
  14. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes & Thor Jokes)
  15. Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres. (Magic Jokes)
  16. What do you call a cargo ship full of mayonnaise that goes down in the ocean?… Sinko de Mayo!
  17. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Grinch Jokes)
  18. Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?… I really suck at Guac-a-mole. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  19. Hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes)
  20. What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo! (Skunk Jokes)
  21. Did you see the forecast Cinco De Mayo week?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale. (Weather Jokes)
  22. What does Frosty like to put on his tacos?… Chilly sauce. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  23. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho. (365 Sports Jokes)
  24. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  25. Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?… Taco Belle! (Taco Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  26. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
  27. How do tacos say grace on Cinco De Mayo?… Lettuce pray. (Taco Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  28. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  29. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (May The Fourth Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth)
  30. What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla. (Ocean Jokes)
  31. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  32. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
  33. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  34. A waiter approaches a table celebrating their daughters graduation…Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That’s so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master’s degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa? (Grammar Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  35. How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. (Arizona Jokes)
  36. What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves?… Inch-iladas.
  37. Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes)
  38. What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Arriba McEntire. (Music Jokes)
  39. How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo?… In Mexi-cans! (Beer Jokes)
  40. What do penguins like to eat on Cinco De Mayo?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  41. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes & Burrito Jokes)
  42. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house. (Burrito Jokes)
  43. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  44. Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Burrito Jokes)
  45. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
  46. “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez (Golf Jokes)
  47. What do you call a person drowning in mayonnaise on May 5th?… Sinko De Mayo.
  48. Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff? When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, ‘Tequila! Tequila! (Police Jokes)
  49. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream. (Cow Jokes)
  50. What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?” I don’t like Mayweather!” (Boxing Jokes)
  51. What do you you call a Mexican inch worm?… An inch-a-lotta. (Worm Jokes)