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- What did the farmer say to his workers on Labor Day?… “I don’t carrot all, take the day off and lettuce celebrate!” (Farming Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
- Did you hear about the Boston Marathon race between the lettuce and the tomato?… The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup!” (Lettuce Jokes & Ketchup Jokes)
- Lettuce take care of the planet. (Earth Day Jokes)
- Tacos say their own sort of Grace before a meal… It starts with, “lettuce pray.” (Taco Jokes)
- With the ides of March around the corner… Remember to stab your salad 23 times! (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?… The lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! (Summer Olympic Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- What salad topping do you find at ACE hardware?… Wrench Dressing! (Lettuce Jokes & Salad Jokes)
- How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?… Stab it twenty three times! (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?… The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- What do you get when a samurai crosses swords with a Roman dictator?… A Caesar salad. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- Why did the apple pie turn red?… Because it saw the salad dressing. (Apple Pie Jokes)
- What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?… Iceberg lettuce! (Penguin Jokes)
- Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s got heart. (Farming Jokes)
- Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Hamburger Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Taco Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines. (Ides of March Jokes)