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  1. I just bought pizza at the grocery store… didn’t think Little Caesar’s was appropriate on the ides of March. (Pizza Jokes)
  2. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14. (August Jokes)
  3. If you time travel to visit Julius Caesar. He thinks you are from the future. He asks you, “How do I die?”… You reply with: “Surrounded by friends.” (Cemetery Jokes)
  4. How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?… Stab it twenty three times! (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  5. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?… The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  6. How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
  7. What is the official restaurant of the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
  8. Caesar was famously killed on the Ides of March, but he wasn’t expecting the attack until August 2. His final words embodied his dismay over the scheduling confusion: “8/2, Brute…”
  9. Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
  10. What did Romans use to cut a string?… Caesars!
  11. Why was Shakespeare denied a drink at a pub?… He was bard!
  12. Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?… He wanted to Mark Anthony!
  13. Which famous Roman suffered from hay fever?… Julius Sneezer.
  14. Who refereed a tennis match between Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony?… The Roman Umpire! (Tennis Jokes)
  15. Can FebruaryMarch? … No, but AprilMay!
  16. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)
  17. Can February March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  18. Top 10 March Madness JokesWhy was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes)
  19. How do you cut ancient Rome in half?… With a pair of Caesars.
  20. What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?… Roman noodles.
  21. Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  22. What did Caesar’s cat say to him?… Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
  23. With the ides of March around the corner… Remember to stab your salad 23 times!
  24. What do you get when a samurai crosses swords with a Roman dictator?… A Caesar salad.