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  1. How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?… Stab it twenty three times! (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  2. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?… The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  3. Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  4. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s got heart. (Farming Jokes)
  5. Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Hamburger Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  6. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Taco Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  7. Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines. (Ides of March Jokes)