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  1. Tacos say their own sort of Grace before a meal… It starts with, “lettuce pray.” (Taco Jokes)
  2. Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?…  The lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! (Summer Olympic Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  3. What salad topping do you find at ACE hardware?… Wrench Dressing! (Lettuce Jokes & Salad Jokes)
  4. How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?… Stab it twenty three times! (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  5. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?… The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  6. Why did the apple pie turn red?… Because it saw the salad dressing. (Apple Pie Jokes)
  7. What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?… Iceberg lettuce! (Penguin Jokes)
  8. Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  9. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s got heart. (Farming Jokes)
  10. Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Hamburger Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  11. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Taco Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  12. Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines. (Ides of March Jokes)