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  1. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty
  2. Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  3. Where were hamburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  4. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
  6. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar! (Bacon Jokes for Kids)
  7. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  8. Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
  9. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes)
  10. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids) update
  11. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.”
  12. Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… It was built on solid ground beef.
  13. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
  14. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
  15. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
  16. Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house!
  17. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball.
  18. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae!
  19. What do race horses eat?… Fast Food.
  20. Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.”

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  1. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Sports Joke for Kids)
  2. How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)