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  1. Why does nobody talk to circles?… Because there is no point!
  2. What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Geography Jokes)
  3. What did the acorn say when he grew up?… Gee, I’m A Tree! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
  4. What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?… A plane cheeseburger.
  5. What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
  6. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?… because it was over 90 degrees. (Top Summer Jokes)
  7. Who invented the Round Table?… Sir Cumference.
  8. Which triangles are the coldest?… Ice-sosceles triangles. (Top Winter Jokes)
  9. What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?… Polygon
  10. What do you call an angle which is adorable?… acute angle.
  11. Why did I divide sin by tan?… Just cos.
  12. Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?… They were right for each other. (Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  13. What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?… They are both coplaners.
  14. What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?… Tangent. (Top Summer Jokes)
  15. What do you call a crushed angle?…. A Rectangle (wrecked angle)
  16. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.142 (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  17. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
  18. Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?… Coney Island. (Top Summer Jokes)
  19. What do you call people who like tractors?… Protractors.
  20. Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?… They were finding their scale.
  21. Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?… They are too eccentric.
  22. Why is a geometry book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
  23. Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?… She covers the story from every angle.
  24. Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?… His parents wouldn’t cosine.
  25. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Geography Jokes)
  26. What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?… Hexagon.
  27. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  28. Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to its limit.
  29. What is a proof?.. One-half percent of alcohol.
  30. Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun! (Top Summer Jokes)
  31. What did one geometry book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
  32. What do you call a fierce beast?… A Line
  33. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?… Because she sprained her angle!!
  34. What do you call a broken record?… A Decca-gone.
  35. What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?… Gee-Om-A-Tree. (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
  36. What do you call more than one L?… A Parallel
  37. Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?… It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
  38. What do you use to tie up a package?… A Chord.
  39. What should you do when it rains?… Coincide.
  40. What do you get when you cross a pebble with a sphere?… rock and roll!
  41. Why did the students like their trigonometry teacher?… He never gave homework asSINments.
  42. What’s a mathematician’s favourite movie?… The Trig Identity.
  43. What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?… Nice Legs