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- Why does nobody talk to circles?… Because there is no point!
- Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
*(**Pie Jokes**& Geometry Jokes)* - What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round.
*(**Winnie the Pooh Jokes**)* - What do you call a parrot that flew away?… A polygon!
*(Pi Day Jokes)* - What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use.
**(Top Geography Jokes)** - What did the acorn say when he grew up?… Gee, I’m A Tree!
**(Top Arbor Day Jokes)** - What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?… A plane cheeseburger.
- What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
- Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?… because it was over 90 degrees.
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - Who invented the Round Table?… Sir Cumference.
- Which triangles are the coldest?… Ice-sosceles triangles.
**(Top Winter Jokes)** - What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?… Polygon
- What do you call an angle which is adorable?… acute angle.
- Why did I divide sin by tan?… Just cos.
- Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?… They were right for each other.
**(Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes)** - What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?… They are both coplaners.
- What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?… Tangent.
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - What do you call a crushed angle?…. A Rectangle (wrecked angle)
- How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.142
**(101 Pi Day Jokes)** - What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry.
**(Top Arbor Day Jokes)** - Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?… Coney Island.
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - What do you call people who like tractors?… Protractors.
- Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?… They were finding their scale.
- Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?… They are too eccentric.
- Why is a geometry book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
- Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?… She covers the story from every angle.
- Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?… His parents wouldn’t cosine.
- What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
**(Top Geography Jokes)** - What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?… Hexagon.
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.
**(101 Pi Day Jokes)** - Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to its limit.
- What is a proof?.. One-half percent of alcohol.
- Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - What did one geometry book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- What do you call a fierce beast?… A Line
- Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?… Because she sprained her angle!!
- What do you call a broken record?… A Decca-gone.
- What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?… Gee-Om-A-Tree.
**(Top Arbor Day Jokes)** - What do you call more than one L?… A Parallel
- Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?… It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
- What do you use to tie up a package?… A Chord.
- What should you do when it rains?… Coincide.
- What do you get when you cross a pebble with a sphere?… rock and roll!
- Why did the students like their trigonometry teacher?… He never gave homework asSINments.
- What’s a mathematician’s favourite movie?… The Trig Identity.
- What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?… Nice Legs