Geometry Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geometry jokes.
  2. Why do algebra teachers feel superior to geometry teachers?… Because they think that geometry teachers are too symbol-minded! (Algebra Jokes)
  3. For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills… You know, a wreath of Franklins. (365 Music Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  4. Having an argument with pi just goes around in circles. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  5. Why did I divide sin by tan?… Just cos.
  6. Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over to watch the Grinch?… They are too eccentric! (Grinch Jokes)
  7. Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?… Coney Island. (Top Summer Jokes)
  8. What is a mathematician’s favorite type of tree?… A Geometree. (because they have square roots!) (Tree Jokes)
  9. Why was the student late for school? …. It was because she took the rhombus! (Bus Jokes)
  10. Which shapes are an ice-cream’s favorite?… A cone and a sphere! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  11. What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
  12. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?… Because she sprained her angle!!
  13. Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?… They were right for each other. (Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  14. Why did the students like their trigonometry teacher?… He never gave homework asSINments.
  15. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?… because it was over 90 degrees. (Top Summer Jokes)
  16. What is every tree’s favorite shape?… A tree-angle. (Tree Jokes)
  17. Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?… She covers the story from every angle.
  18. What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Geography Jokes)
  19. Why does nobody talk to circles?… Because there is no point!
  20. Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?… His parents wouldn’t cosine.
  21. What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?… Polygon.
  22. What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?… Acute triangle. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  23. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you teach me geometry? (Canoe Jokes)
  24. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  25. What do you call a crushed angle?…. A Rectangle (wrecked angle)
  26. What do you call a parrot that flew away?… A polygon! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  27. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me with my geometry homework? (Canoe Jokes)
  28. What do you call a broken record?… A Decca-gone.
  29. Which triangles are the coldest?… Ice-sosceles triangles. (Top Winter Jokes)
  30. Who invented the Round Table?… Sir Cumference.
  31. Why is a geometry book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
  32. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square! (Pie Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  33. What type of shape is most popular on during prom season?… Acute triangle.
  34. What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  35. What is a proof?.. One-half percent of alcohol.
  36. What do you call people who like tractors?… Protractors.
  37. Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to its limit.
  38. Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?… They are too eccentric.
  39. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
  40. What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?… They are both coplaners.
  41. What did the acorn say when he grew up?… Gee, I’m A Tree! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
  42. Why are Wendy’s hamburgers square?… Because they don’t cut corners! (Hamburger Jokes)
  43. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tutor me in geometry? (Canoe Jokes)
  44. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  45. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tutor me study for my geometry test? (Canoe Jokes)
  46. What did one geometry book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
  47. What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?… A plane cheeseburger.
  48. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  49. My geometry teacher went to Hawaii… When he came back, he was a tan gent.  (Hawaii Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  50. What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?… Hexagon.
  51. Why should a triangle never get into an argument with a circle?… Because it’s pointless!
  52. Parallel lines have so much in common… It’s a shame that they’ll never meet!
  53. What do they call the longest side of a right triangle in the forest?… A Hypoten-Moose!
  54. What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?… It can look round. (Math Jokes for Kids & Apple Jokes)
  55. Why did Albert Einstein and Pythagoras go to small claims court?… To fight for possession of C squared! (Albert Einstein Quotes)
  56. What happened when the math teacher forgot to close her parrot’s cage before she left the house?… Polygon! (Bird Jokes)
  57. What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?… Nice Legs.
  58. What do you get when you cross a pebble with a sphere?… rock and roll!
  59. What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?… Gee-Om-A-Tree. (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
  60. What do you call an angle which is adorable?… acute angle.
  61. Where does a round flatbread covered in cheese and tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get it’s name from?… Pizza. (Pizza Jokes)
  62. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about geometry?
  63. What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?… Geometree! (Tree Jokes)
  64. What should you do when it rains?… Coincide.
  65. What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?… A treeangle. (Pi Day Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  66. Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? No, it will be round! (Geometry Jokes)
  67. What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?… Tangent. (Top Summer Jokes)
  68. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good geometry knock-knock joke?
  69. What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand in a circle?… Shepherd’s Pi. (Pie Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  70. Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?… They were finding their scale.
  71. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.142 (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  72. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Geography Jokes)
  73. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  74. Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun! (Top Summer Jokes)
  75. What do you call a fierce beast?… A Line.
  76. What do you call more than one L?… A Parallel
  77. Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?… It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
  78. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good geometry knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  79. What do you use to tie up a package?… A Chord.
  80. What’s a mathematician’s favorite movie?… The Trig Identity.
  81. Customer: “Will my quesadilla be long?” Waiter: “No, it’ll be round.”