(Bus Jokes)

  1. You’re a bus driver on a fall leaf tour. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?… The same as yours, you’re the bus driver. (Bus Jokes)
  2. Why was the student late for school? …. It was because she took the rhombus!
  3. How did the young explorer get to school?… On the Colum “BUS.” (180 School Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  4. How do Hogwarts students go on field trips?… They take the albus. (Bus Jokes / Field Trip Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
  5. How do bees travel to trees?… They take the buzz. (Tree Jokes & Bus Jokes)
  6. What’s a bee-line?… The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! (Bee Jokes)
  7. What’s the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster?… One’s a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean. (Lobster Jokes & Bus Jokes)
  8. Two croissants walking across Union Street. one gets hit by a bus. The other one says, Oh Crumbs!