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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We will find more school field trip jokes!
- Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid because he already had super vision. (Superman Jokes)
- What do you call Salem witches who go on a summer camp field trip to the beach?… Sandwitches! (Summer Camp Jokes & Field Trip Jokes)
- My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory. All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there’s no pop quiz.
- Why did the science teacher take his class on a field trip to the mountains? … They needed higher grades. (Hiking Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe take us on a field trip? (Canoe Jokes)
- For our recent field trip, our teacher told us that jeans were appropriate, but we weren’t allowed to wear pairs with holes in them…. I still don’t know how we’re supposed to get the darn things on!
- Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip. (Jokes for Teachers & Spaghetti Jokes)
- What happened when the principal tied everyone’s laces together?… They went on a class trip. (Principal Jokes)
- How do Hogwarts students go on field trips?… They take the albus. (Bus Jokes / Field Trip Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the field trip?… Probably not, he is still sleeping. (Napping Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe chaperone my field trip? (Canoe Jokes)
- Fire Station Field Trip: The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?” A student’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!” (Fireman Jokes)
- During a school field trip, when is a theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
- My dad dad was a chaperone on a field trip in middle school and someone asked him for sun screen. He then replied. “It’s only spf 15, but if you put it on 3 times it’s like spf 45.” (Sun Jokes)
- What do the robot have for a snack on the field trip?… Computer chips! (Computer Jokes)
- What do you call it when you get high in a patch of tall grass?… A Field Trip.
- Did you hear the field trip joke to the cookie factory?… It is crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
- Did you hear about the canine school that took a field trip to the flea circus?… They stole the show! (Dog Jokes)
- Where do actors go on field trips to?… The Hollywoods! (California Jokes)
- Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?… To the mewseum. (Cat Jokes for Kids)
- Where do cows like to go on a field trip?… The moo-seum. (Cow Jokes)
- What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Summer Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
- How do small children travel to field trips?… In mini-vans!
- What type of donut do you take to a field trip to the Wright Brothers National Park?… A plain (plane) donut! ((Donut Jokes& North Carolina Jokes)
- Why were the kids falling onto the grass?… Because it was a field trip.
- Where do cows go on field trips?…MOOOOvies.
- Clark Kent never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid… because he already had super vision.
- What is a snake’s favorite kind of field trip?…Hissss-tory!
- What kind of pants do ghosts wear on a field trip?…Boo jeans!
- What dog keeps the best time on a field trip?…A watchdog.
- What did the dentist give to the marching band before the field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste.
- How was that Camping Field Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!
- What is a frog’s favorite drink on a field trip? … “croak – a – cola”
- Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun on a field trip? … Because he’s always a little short.
- What state has the loudest field trips?… ILL-I-NOISE.
- What do astronauts take on a school field trip?…Launch meat!
- Did you hear about the student who lost his left arm and leg on a field trip to the zoo?… He’s all right now.
- If you take acid at a track meet… is it a field trip?