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Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about bees.
Why did the students run to school?…They were being chased by the spelling bee. (Track and Field Jokes & Bee Jokes)
Who writes books for little bees?… Bee-trix Potter. (Bee Jokes & Harry Potter Jokes)
Why did the students run to school?…They were being chased by the spelling bee. (Track and Field Jokes & Bee Jokes)
A friend suggested trying a local honey for my allergies. So I did that… Now my wife wants a divorce. (Divorce Jokes)
A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?… BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE! (Cheerleading Jokes)
What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! (Hamburger Jokes)
What singer would be a great spokesperson for World Bee Day?… Sting! (365 Music Jokes)
What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything?… A free-bee.
What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead?… A zom-bee. (Zombie Jokes)
Where did Noah keep his bees?… In the ark hives. (Social Studies Jokes)
Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting! (Music Jokes)
What’s a bee’s favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Book Jokes)
As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.
What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?… The Honeymoon period. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
Who is the bees favorite pop group of all-time?… The Bee Gees! (365 Music Jokes)
My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up.” (180 School Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself… but he just kept droning on.
Which insect doesn’t play well in football?… The fumble bee. (Football Jokes)
What kind of bee can’t be understood?… A mumble bee!
What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee. (Rugby Jokes for Kids)
What would you call a Minion that is covered in black stripes?… A despicable bee. (Minion Jokes)
Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words. (Labor Day Jokes)
Who protects the Queen Bee?… Her Hub-bee. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a spelling bee contestant?… One conjures spells and the other spells conjure. (Harry Potter Jokes)
What do you give a bee on the first day of class?… A Sylla-buzz. (180 School Jokes & Jokes for the 1st day of School)
Which bee gives you a second chance?… The Plan Bee.
What type of apple do bees like?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes)
What bee is good for your health?… Vitamin bee!
What kind of insect kills a lot of people?… Hepatitis Bee. (Doctor Jokes)
What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
What do you call a bee born in May?… A maybe! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
Why did the bee go to the barbershop?… To get a buzz-cut. (Barber Jokes)
What do you call a bee that tries to interfere with an election?… A Cagey Bee. (Election Jokes)
Where do bees go on vacation?… Sting apore and Bee – jing! (World Geography Jokes)
What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?… Bee-thoven! (365 Music Jokes)
What do you call a wasp?… A wanna-bee!
What do you call a bee explorer?… Christopher Colum-buzz. (World Geography Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
What’s a bee’s favorite flower?… A bee-gonias! (Flower Jokes)
What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?… A Frisbee. (Barber Jokes)
What do you call a bee that falls down a hill while hiking?… A stumble bee. (Hiking Jokes)
What TV station do bees watch?… Bee bee c one!
What did the confused bee say?… To bee or not to bee! (Grammar Jokes)
If you offend an audience of beekeepers… you may hear some veiled threats.
What is a bee’s favorite song?… Let it bee. (365 Music Jokes)
What is the most common blood type for bees?… Bee positive! (Doctor Jokes)
Nine bees made their way to Mordor… It was the fellowship of the Sting. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
What does a bee do during a heat wave?… He takes off his yellow jacket! (Heat Wave Jokes)
What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?… Bee-witched! (Halloween Jokes & Witch Jokes)
What do you call a bee that’s been put under a spell?… Bee-witched.
Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
When I bought some fruit trees, the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination… They were free bees. (Bee Jokes & Flower Jokes)
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one… It was a freebie.
What do you call a beehive with no exits?… Unbelievable.
What do you call a bears without ears?… B’s (Bear Jokes)
What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?… It’s on the sylla-buzz. (College Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?… A hum dinger!
How do you propose to the queen bee?… With a Ru-Bee ring. (Wedding Jokes)
How does a bee get to class?… On the school-buzz. (180 School Jokes)
Did you know bees become indecisive after April 30th?… They become maybees. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Bee Jokes)
What do you call bees buzzing in unison?… Stingalongs. (365 Music Jokes)
What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower?… Buzz off. (Flower Jokes)
What is the smartest insect?… A spelling bee. (Bee Jokes)
Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! (U.S. Teacher Unions & Labor Day Jokes)
What do you call a bee that lives in America?… USB. (Top 50 State Jokes & Computer Jokes)
What letter makes honey?… b (Is Spelling Really Important? & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
Who says “zzub zzub zzub?”… A bee flying backwards.
What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?… A greyhound buzz! (Dog Jokes)
What’s a bee’s favorite body part?… Their hon-knees. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes & Honey Jokes)
What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?… Bee mine. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?… Bee-hive yourself!
What did the sushi say to the bee?… Wassabee!
What type of apple do bees like to use to make pie?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes & Apple Pie Jokes)
What is even smarter than a talking worm?… A spelling bee. (Worm Jokes)
What is a bees favorite shape?… A Rhom-buzz, of course. (Pi Day Jokes & Math Jokes)
What did one bee say to the other?… I love bee-ing with you, honey! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What do you call a bee that works for the government?… A pollentician. (Election Jokes)
How do bees travel to trees?… They take the buzz. (Tree Jokes & Bus Jokes)
If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?… Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
How does a queen bee get around her hive?… She’s throne!
Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words. (Labor Day Jokes)
Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with hunny. (Bee Jokes)
What did the bee say to the flower?… Hey, bud! (Flower Jokes)
How does a bee brush its hair?… With a honeycomb. (Barber Jokes)
How do you fight a killer bee?… With a Buzz-ooka. (Army Jokes)
What do bees chew?… Bumble-gum. (Gum Jokes)
What happened when the bee phoned home?… She got a buzzy signal.
What do bees do if they want to use public transport?… Wait at a buzz stop!
What did the bee say to the flower?… Hello honey! (Flower Jokes)
Where did Noah keep his bees?… In the ark hives. (Social Studies Jokes)
Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s summer camp roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax! (Summer Camp Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes)
What music do bees like?… Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber? They love Sting. (365 Music Jokes)
Why do bees hum?… Because they’ve forgotten the words!
Why did one bee tease the other bee?… Because he was acting like a bay-bee! (Baby Jokes)
Bee Pun: We bee-long together.
Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Funny Spring Jokes & Rain Jokes)
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail! (Easter Jokes)
What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! (Hamburger Jokes)
Why did the bee get married?… He found his honey. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about bees? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
What do you call a ghost bee?… A boo bee. (Ghost Jokes)
What do you call a bee that needs a drink?… Bee-hydrated. (Water Jokes)
Who is a bee’s favorite painter?… Pablo Beecasso! (Art Jokes)
What kind of bee is a sore loser?… a cryba-bee. (Baby Jokes)
What’s a bee-line?… The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! (Bus Jokes)
Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Rain Jokes)
What does the bee Santa Claus say?… Ho hum hum! (Christmas Jokes)
Why do bees buzz?… Because they can’t whistle!
What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz. (Horse Jokes)
What are the cleverest bees?… Spelling bees! (Is Spelling Really Important? & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
What did the bee say to the flower?… Hey, bud! (Flower Jokes)
What do you call a bee you can’t share secrets with?… a blab-bee.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Hunny! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Top Winnie the Pooh Quotes)
Why did the bee started talking poetry?… He was waxing lyrical! (Grammar Jokes)
What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?… You are bee-utiful! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What is smarter than a talking penguin?… A spelling bee! (Penguin Jokes)
What do you call a bee that falls down?… A stumble bee.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?… A fumble bee!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good bee knock-knock joke?
Which month can’t make a decision on a math test?… MAYbe. (May Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
Why was the bee mad?… You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar. (Honey Jokes)
What does a bee do when it is hot at summer camp?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Summer Camp Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good bee knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What is a baby bee?… A little humbug! (Christmas Jokes)
What does a bee style her hair with?… a honeycomb. (Barber Jokes)
When a bee writes a sonnet… it waxes poetic. (Grammar Jokes)
What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps?… An elephant that was stung by a bunch of bees. (Elephant Jokes)
Bee Pun: That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!
Why do bees have sticky hair?… Because they use honey combs. (Barber Jokes)
What’s a bee’s favorite body part?… Their hon-knees. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
“Waiter waiter! Theres a bee in my taco!” “Yes sir, it is the fly’s day off.” (Taco Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?… An animal that stinks as it stings. (Skunk Jokes)
Bee Pun: Bee-lieve in yourself!
Bee Pun: Your honey or your life
Bee Pun: I hive a dream
Bee Pun: None of your beeswax
What’s black and yellow and flies at 20,000 feet?… A bee on an airplane. (Plane Jokes)
What is a swarm of really small queen bees called?… The royal wee.
Bee Pun: It’s bee-hind you
Where do bees go on holiday?… Sting apore and Bee – jing! (World Geography Jokes)
Bee Pun: Just bee yourself!
Bee Pun: You’re pollen my leg.
What did the businesswoman say?… We’re in bees-ness now!
What do bees eat for breakfast?… Honeycomb. (Honey Jokes & Bee Jokes)

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