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More Witch Jokes… & Top 10 Halloween Jokes

  1. A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  2. Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th. 
  3. While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree… The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue. (Cat Jokes / Witch Jokes / Tree Jokes)
  4. What would you find on a frozen haunted beach?… An ice cream sand-witch! (Ice Cream Sandwich Jokes)
  5. What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling! (Witch Jokes)
  6. A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  7. What is the problem with two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which! (Biology Jokes & Witch Jokes)
  8. What do you call witches who go on a summer camp field trip to the beach?… Sandwitches. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  9. Why did the broom get a poor grade in middle school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes)
  10. Why was the warlock so bad at math?… He never knew WITCH equation to use. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  11. What would you find on a haunted beach?… A sand-witch! (Sandwich Jokes)
  12. In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. (Golf Jokes)