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More Witch Jokes… & Top 10 Halloween Jokes

  1. What type of spells do Irish witches cast?… Lucky charms.
  2. What do witches say when they are gossiping ?… Spell the tea! (Tea Jokes & Witch Jokes)
  3. What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?… Bee-witched! (Halloween Jokes & Witch Jokes)
  4. What is the Witch-king’s favorite book?… The Grapes of Wraith! (Book Jokes & Witch Jokes)
  5. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!
  6. What do they teach in witching school?… Spelling. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  7. Why is it difficult to teach two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which! 
  8. A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  9. Why did the witch paint her toenails orange?… So she could hide in the pumpkin patch. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  10. Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th. 
  11. While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree… The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue. (Cat Jokes / Witch Jokes / Tree Jokes)
  12. What would you find on a frozen haunted beach?… An ice cream sand-witch! (Ice Cream Sandwich Jokes)
  13. What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling! (Witch Jokes)
  14. A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  15. What is the problem with two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which! (Biology Jokes & Witch Jokes)
  16. What do you call witches who go on a summer camp field trip to the beach?… Sandwitches. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  17. Why did the broom get a poor grade in middle school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes)
  18. Why was the warlock so bad at math?… He never knew WITCH equation to use. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  19. What would you find on a haunted beach?… A sand-witch! (Sandwich Jokes)
  20. In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. (Golf Jokes)