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More Friday the 13th Jokes… & Top 10 Friday the 13th Jokes

  1. Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
  2. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  3. What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  4. What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Geography Jokes)
  5. Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Star Wars Jokes)
  6. There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas some may say. (December Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
  7. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
  8. What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o.
  9. What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business”
  10. When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
  11. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes)
  12. What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  13. What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY! (Halloween Jokes)
  14. Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th?… After losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
  15. What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”
  16. What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares(Horse Racing Jokes)
  17. When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck! (Horse Racing Jokes)
  18. What Would Make Friday The 13th Even Scarier?… If it were on a Monday.
  19. Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even.
  20. What Did The Black Cat Say To The Construction Worker On Friday The 13th?… “It’s fine if you avoid stepping under that ladder. I plan on crossing your path in a minute.”
  21. What’s The First Thing A Sorority Girl Does On Friday The 13th?… Nothing. She’s the first to go.
  22. What Kind Of Shoes Does Jason Wear?… Crocs.
  23. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… these bad jokes.
  24. Happy Friday the 13th everyone… May the odds be ever in your favor.
  25. “It’s Friday the 13th. Avoid ladders, black cats and ridiculous superstitions.”
  26. I’m going to celebrate Friday the 13th the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.