(Mummy Jokes)

  1. Why could the mummy not go out on Friday the 13th?… Because he was all wound up. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  2. Why don’t mummies go on summer camp?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Summer Camp Jokes & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  3. What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music. (Music Jokes & Funny Halloween Jokes)
  4. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?… Because of all the wrapping!
  5. What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Funny Halloween Jokes & Sailing Jokes)