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  1. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
  2. Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  4. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is Cinco de Mayo.
  5. I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
  6. Holy guacamole, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
  7. The only downside to Cinco de Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover. (Beer Jokes)
  8. 2020 was the first Cinco de Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  9. What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo?… Lieo de Bosso. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Taco Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  11. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Taco Jokes)
  12. Cinco De Mayo Advice: Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
  13. We hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes)
  14. Happy Cinco De Mayo: A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres. (Magic Jokes)
  15. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out for Cinco De Mayo?… A macho nacho. (365 Sports Jokes)
  16. What was Elvis’s favorite Cinco de Mayo snack?… The jailhouse guac! (365 Music Jokes)
  17. How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cheese Jokes)
  18. Which band would a great headliner for the Cinco de Mayo Concert?… Red Hot Chili Peppers. (365 Music Jokes)
  19. Let’s not burrito around the bush… It is Cinco De Mayo! It’s party time! (Burrito Jokes) 
  20. I bought a broken Spanish guitar for Cinco De Mayo… No strings attached. (Guitar Jokes)
  21. Cinco de Mayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patrick’s Day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  22. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a Cinco De Mayo secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Burrito Jokes)
  23. Did you see the forecast Cinco De Mayo week?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale. (Weather Jokes)
  24. What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth jokes)