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- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
- Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is Cinco de Mayo.
- I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
- Holy guacamole, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
- The only downside to Cinco de Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover. (Beer Jokes)
- 2020 was the first Cinco de Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo?… Lieo de Bosso. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Taco Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Taco Jokes)
- Cinco De Mayo Advice: Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- We hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes)
- Happy Cinco De Mayo: A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres. (Magic Jokes)
- What do you call a tortilla chip that works out for Cinco De Mayo?… A macho nacho. (365 Sports Jokes)
- What was Elvis’s favorite Cinco de Mayo snack?… The jailhouse guac! (365 Music Jokes)
- How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cheese Jokes)
- Which band would a great headliner for the Cinco de Mayo Concert?… Red Hot Chili Peppers. (365 Music Jokes)
- Let’s not burrito around the bush… It is Cinco De Mayo! It’s party time! (Burrito Jokes)
- I bought a broken Spanish guitar for Cinco De Mayo… No strings attached. (Guitar Jokes)
- Cinco de Mayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patrick’s Day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a Cinco De Mayo secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Burrito Jokes)
- Did you see the forecast Cinco De Mayo week?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale. (Weather Jokes)
- What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth jokes)