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Top Joke Pages:
- Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
- Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans.
- What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
- Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
- Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
- How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
- Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
- What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos.
- When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito.
- Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.
- What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
- Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
- What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
- What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
- What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
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- What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?… Tear gas.