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More Burrito Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about burritos.
  2. Two burrito friends hadn’t seen each other for ages. When they met they hugged and asked each other, “How have you bean?”
  3. I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day. (Taco Jokes)
  4. What did the movie director say when he finished his burrito?… “That’s a wrap!” (Movie Jokes)
  5. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  6. Waiter: “Would you want beef, sour cream, and salsa in your burrito?” Customer: “That’s a loaded question!”
  7. Hurricanes in Mexico: I would have thought that the country that invented the burrito, could handle a bit of strong wind. (Hurricane Jokes)
  8. A burrito finishes directing a movie and says … That’s a wrap! (Movie Jokes)
  9. What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snow Day Jokes)
  10. What did the burrito say during the game of badminton?… Let’s wrap this up! (Badminton Jokes)