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Teacher Appreciation Week Quotes & Jokes for the Last Day of School

March Jokes for Teachers / March Jokes / Spring Jokes for Teachers

  1. March 1st: I asked my student when her birthday was and she said March 1st… Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me. (Birthday Jokes)
  2. March 2nd: Top 10 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What do you call someone who watches you take a test while wearing a vest?… Proctor Seuss. (Jokes for Teachers)
  3. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  4. March 4th National Grammar Day: I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels… They didn’t know I existed. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  5. March 4th: What did the teacher say to the students when they lined up to leave school?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  6. March 6thOreo CookieDay: Why do high school basketball players love oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (March Madness Jokes & Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  7. March 7th National Cereal DayIn the morning… I become a cereal killer.
  8. What grade did the Cat in the Hat get on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
  9. March 9th National Meatball Day: In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded.
  10. 2023 Prom Jokes: 23 Funny Prom JokesHow does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
  11. Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may. Student: No, it’s March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  12. March 12th: Day Light Savings Jokes: Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
  13. March 14th Pi Day Jokes for Teachers: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
  14. March 14th: Daylight Savings Time: Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly!
  15. March 15th: Ides of March JokesHow are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
  16. How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (Math Jokes for Kids)Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
  17. March 17th St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better student.
  18. March 18th: World Sleep Day JokesDid you hear about the kidnapping in middle school?…. He’s still sleeping!
  19. What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  20. March 20th 1st Day of Spring Jokes: A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here, we wet our
  21. Don’t let advanced math intimidate you! It’s as easy as pi!
  22. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… The pi-thon. (Snake Jokes)
  23. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Pie Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  24. If March 14th is really Pi Day… it will never end.
  25. Apologies, but most of these pi jokes are about being irrational.
  26. Teacher #1: My new student is from Ireland. Teacher #2: Oh, really? …. Teacher #1: No, O’Reilly!
  27. Did you know my math teacher is from Ireland?… He is “Pi” – rish! (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  28. Why do teachers wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy.
  29. March 30th National Pencil Day: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Jokes for Teachers)
  30. March 31st: National Prom Day: What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
  31. March 31st National Crayon Day Jokes: Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon. (Jokes for Teachers & Elementary School Jokes)
  32. Covid Lockdown: I’m not talking to myself… I’m having a parent-teacher conference.

July

  1. July 14th Bastille Day: I’m still upset they marked me wrong on my 7th grade history test on the question “what did they set up during the French Revolution?… “I maintain that “lots and lots of guillotines” is technically correct.

May Jokes for Teachers

  1. May 1st National Principal’s Day: Principal Jokes for Kids: Students going to the Homecoming Dance: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes & Homecoming Jokes)
  2. Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Teacher Jokes & Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)

Top 10 June Jokes

  1. I just asked my teacher what his favorite part about being a teacher is…He responded with June, July, and August. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  2. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean, lake, river, or pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)

Top 10 May Jokes

  1. Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  2. May 1st: Top 10 May Day JokesDid you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
  3. May 4th: Top 10 May the Fourth Be With You Jokes: When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes)
  4. May 5th Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Taco Jokes)
  5. Nurse Jokes
  6. Why was the glow worm teacher unhappy?… Her students weren’t bright enough. (180 School Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  7. Son: My teacher says I have to write more clearly. Mom: That’s a good idea. Son: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell. (Teacher Jokes)

April Jokes / Top 10 April Jokes

  1. April 1st: April Fools’ Day Jokes for Teachers: Student: Do you know all about April 1st? Teacher: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  2. April 2nd Teacher in the Teachers’ Lounge: Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  3. April 1st: National Walking DayTwo men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids Walking Jokes)
  4. Why are teachers and students so tired on April 1?…. Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! 
  5. I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools! It works just fine. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  6. April 5th: National Burrito Day JokesWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  7. For April fools my school replaced the alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  8. Compare and Contrast Question: What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (Halloween Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  9. What’s the best day for monkey business at school?… The first of Ape-ril! (Monkey Jokes)
  10. What’s the best day for monkeying around in class?… The first of Ape-ril! (Monkey Jokes)
  11. April 10th National Sibling Day Jokes: What do you call brothers who love math?… Alge-bros
  12. April 11th: National Pet Day JokesHow did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Halloween Jokes)
  13. April 12th: Easter JokesWhat do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
  14. April 13th: Friday the 13th JokesWhat do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  15. April 16th: Patriots’ Day JokesWhat was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!2020 was an interesting leap year… There was 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. (Leap Year Jokes)
  16. Me and my high school crush are marrying next year… Hers is in April and mine in July! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about April? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  18. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  19. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  20. If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  21. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes Monkey Jokes)
  22. Full Moon Jokes: How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids Sun Jokes)
  23. April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes for TeachersHow do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  24. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  25. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
  26. April 25th World Penguin Day: How do penguins pass tests?… They wing it.
  27. A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  28. I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th… Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons. ((Math Jokes for Teachers & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  29. Clean Prom JokesWhat did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  30. Why are cheerleaders never late for class?… They know how to stick to a routine. (Cheerleading Jokes)

November Jokes for Teachers

December Jokes for Teachers

January Jokes for Teachers

  1. What do you call a croissant that does well in school?… A smart dough!

February Jokes for Teachers

February 29th: My teacher wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon. (365 Teacher Jokes)