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  1. What do you call someone who watches you take a test while wearing a vest?… Proctor Seuss. (Jokes for Teachers)
  2. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  3. National Grammar Day Jokes: I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. March 4th: What did the teacher say to the students when they lined up to leave school?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  5. What grade did the Cat in the Hat get on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
  6. Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may. Student: No, it’s March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  7. What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  8. Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
  9. Don’t let advanced math intimidate you! It’s as easy as pi!
  10. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… The pi-thon. (Snake Jokes)
  11. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Pie Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  12. If March 14th is really Pi Day… it will never end.
  13. Apologies, but most of these pi jokes are about being irrational.
  14. March 14th: Daylight Savings Time: Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly!
  15. March 14th Pi Day Jokes for Teachers: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
  16. How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  17. March 17th St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
  18. Teacher #1: My new student is from Ireland. Teacher #2: Oh, really? …. Teacher #1: No, O’Reilly!
  19. Did you know my math teacher is from Ireland?… He is “Pi” – rish! (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  20. Why do teachers wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy.
  21. Why are leprechauns bad teachers?…. Because they’re very short-tempered!
  22. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better student.
  23. Are people jealous of the Irish high school teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (High School Jokes)
  24. Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  25. Why can’t you borrow lunch money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Leprechaun Jokes)
  26. How can you tell if an Irish teacher is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
  27. How can you tell if an Irish principal is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
  28. “My principal is an Irishman.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!” (Principal Jokes)
  29. Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon. (Jokes for Teachers)
  30. March 30th National Pencil Day: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes)
  31. March 31st: Top 10 Crayon Jokes: Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood.