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- March 1st: I asked my student when her birthday was and she said March 1st… Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me. (Birthday Jokes)
- March 2nd: Top 10 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What do you call someone who watches you take a test while wearing a vest?… Proctor Seuss. (Jokes for Teachers)
- What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
- March 4th National Grammar Day: I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- March 4th: What did the teacher say to the students when they lined up to leave school?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
- March 6th: Oreo CookieDay: Why do high school basketball players love oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (March Madness Jokes & Oreo Cookie Jokes)
- March 7th National Cereal Day: In the morning… I become a cereal killer.
- What grade did the Cat in the Hat get on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
- March 9th National Meatball Day: In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded.
- 2023 Prom Jokes: 23 Funny Prom Jokes: How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
- Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may. Student: No, it’s March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- March 12th: Day Light Savings Jokes: Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
- March 14th Pi Day Jokes for Teachers: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
- March 14th: Daylight Savings Time: Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly!
- March 15th: Ides of March Jokes: How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
- How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (Math Jokes for Kids)Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
- March 17th St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better student.
- March 18th: World Sleep Day Jokes: Did you hear about the kidnapping in middle school?…. He’s still sleeping!
- What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
- March 20th 1st Day of Spring Jokes: A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here, we wet our
- Don’t let advanced math intimidate you! It’s as easy as pi!
- What is the official animal of Pi Day?… The pi-thon. (Snake Jokes)
- What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Pie Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- If March 14th is really Pi Day… it will never end.
- Apologies, but most of these pi jokes are about being irrational.
- Teacher #1: My new student is from Ireland. Teacher #2: Oh, really? …. Teacher #1: No, O’Reilly!
- Did you know my math teacher is from Ireland?… He is “Pi” – rish! (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
- Why do teachers wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy.
- March 30th National Pencil Day: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Jokes for Teachers)
- March 31st: National Prom Day: What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
- March 31st National Crayon Day Jokes: Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon. (Jokes for Teachers & Elementary School Jokes)
- How does Malfoy get in his bed?… He slithers in! (Harry Potter Jokes)
- Why are leprechauns bad teachers?…. Because they’re very short-tempered!
- Are people jealous of the Irish high school teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (High School Jokes)
- Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
- Why can’t you borrow lunch money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Leprechaun Jokes)
- How can you tell if an Irish teacher is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
- How can you tell if an Irish principal is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
- “My principal is an Irishman.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!” (Principal Jokes)
- Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon. (Jokes for Teachers)
- March 30th National Pencil Day: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes)
- March 31st: Top 10 Crayon Jokes: Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood.