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Tips for Schools to Celebrate World Ocean Day

  1. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
  2. Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  3. What does the ocean use to clean its clothes?… Tide.
  4. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Lobster Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes)
  6. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  7. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week Pirate Jokes)
  8. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
  9. I went to an ocean themed (retirement / graduation / birthday / prom) party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
  10. Who keeps the oceans clean? Mermaids.