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Top Joke Pages: 180 School Jokes, Family Joke of the Day, May Jokes for Kids
Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day
May Jokes for Kids & Funny Spring Jokes for Kids
- The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes)
- Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe! (Christmas Jokes / Christmas Trivia / Sports Jokes A – Z)
- What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?… Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- I studied to become a doctor, but I didn’t have enough patients for the job. (Labor Jokes)
- When does a doctor get mad?… When he runs out of patients!
- Why did the pillow go to the doctor?… He was feeling all stuffed up!
- Why did the doctor lose his temper?… Because he didn’t have any patients!
- Where does a boat go when it’s sick?… To the dock! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What did on tonsil say to the other tonsil?… Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!
- Did you hear the one about the germ?… Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
- Why did the computer go to the doctors?… It had a virus.
- What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Spring Jokes)
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital?… He was feeling really crummy!
- Did you hear the news that a lot of applications just came in from people looking to pursue a career as the government’s top-ranking medical official?… Yes, there was a surge in general.
- What does a pig put on a cut?… Oinkment
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Donut Jokes for Kids)