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May Jokes for Kids & Funny Spring Jokes for Kids

  1. The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes)
  2. What do you give a sick bird?… Tweetment. (Bird Jokes)
  3. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  5. If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe! (Christmas Jokes / Christmas Trivia / Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  6. What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?… Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  7. I studied to become a doctor, but I didn’t have enough patients for the job. (Labor Jokes)
  8. When does a doctor get mad?… When he runs out of patients!
  9. Why did the pillow go to the doctor?… He was feeling all stuffed up!
  10. Why did the doctor lose his temper?… Because he didn’t have any patients!
  11. Where does a boat go when it’s sick?… To the dock! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  12. What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?…  Tinsel-itis! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  13. If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes… (Candy Jokes)
  14. What did on tonsil say to the other tonsil?… Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!
  15. Did you hear the one about the germ?… Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
  16. What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis. (Mole Day Jokes)
  17. Why did the computer go to the doctors?… It had a virus.
  18. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Spring Jokes)
  19. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?… He was feeling really crummy!
  20. Did you hear the news that a lot of applications just came in from people looking to pursue a career as the government’s top-ranking medical official?… Yes, there was a surge in general.
  21. What does a pig put on a cut?… Oinkment
  22. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  23. Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  24. What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?…I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it! (Doctor Jokes)
  25. What’s the opposite of coffee?… Sneezy. (Doctor Jokes)
  26. Friend: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year? Other Friend: I haven’t decided yet. Friend: What did you give him last year? Other Friend: The measles. (Christmas Jokes)
  27. Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Middle School Jokes)