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  1. The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes)
  2. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. (Star Wars Jokes)
  3. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  4. I ate too much cookie dough and got sick… It was an overdoughse. (Cookie Jokes)
  5. When Dr. Anthony Fauci plays baseball, what position is he?… Catcher, he can always wear a mask! (Baseball Jokes)
  6. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins. (Easter Jokes)
  7. What do you give a sick bird?… Tweetment. (Bird Jokes)
  8. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green. (Earth Day & Tree Jokes)
  10. “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  11. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?… It was feeling crumby. (Cupcake Jokes)
  12. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  13. If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe! (Christmas Jokes / Christmas Trivia / Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  14. What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?… Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  15. My grandpa just walked into my room with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. I said, “Who is this guy?” Grandpa: “This is my hip replacement.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  16. I studied to become a doctor, but I didn’t have enough patients for the job. (Labor Jokes)
  17. What does a hammerhead shark call a headache?… A hammering head. (Shark Jokes)
  18. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  19. What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?… A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  20. When does a doctor get mad?… When he runs out of patients!
  21. Why did the pillow go to the doctor?… He was feeling all stuffed up!
  22. Why did the doctor lose his temper?… Because he didn’t have any patients!
  23. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  24. Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?… He kept seeing spots! (Dog Jokes)
  25. Where does a boat go when it’s sick?… To the dock! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  26. What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?…  Tinsel-itis! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  27. If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes… (Candy Jokes)
  28. John threw one watermelon at Tim, what does Tim have now?… A concussion. (Watermelon Jokes)
  29. What did on tonsil say to the other tonsil?… Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!
  30. Did you hear the one about the germ?… Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
  31. What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis. (Mole Day Jokes)
  32. Why did the computer go to the doctors?… It had a virus.
  33. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Spring Jokes)
  34. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?… He was feeling really crummy!
  35. What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?… An antidought! (Donut Jokes)
  36. Did you hear the news that a lot of applications just came in from people looking to pursue a career as the government’s top-ranking medical official?… Yes, there was a surge in general.
  37. What does a pig put on a cut?… Oinkment
  38. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  39. Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  40. What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?…I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it! (Doctor Jokes)
  41. What’s the opposite of coffee?… Sneezy. (Doctor Jokes)
  42. Friend: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year? Other Friend: I haven’t decided yet. Friend: What did you give him last year? Other Friend: The measles. (Christmas Jokes)
  43. Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Middle School Jokes)
  44. Why did the bird go to the hospital?… It needed tweetment! (Bird Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  45. Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Donut Jokes)