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May Jokes for Kids & Funny Spring Jokes for Kids
- When should you take a Oreo cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
- Did you hear about the hockey player who became a surgeon?… He specialized in bury-hat-trick surgery. (Hockey Jokes)
- Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Cat Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background… Clearly it had been doctored. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?… Doctor Who. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day?… Lovesick. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over your pizza?… Little Sneezers. (Pizza Jokes)
- Robin Hood went to see a doctor… he was diagnosed with Menintightis. (Robin Hood Jokes)
- I had an injection to prevent me from becoming Robin Hood… Yeah, it was the MenInTightus shot. (Robin Hood Jokes)
- Never make doctors appointments with a croissant… They’ll always flake out on you! (Croissant Jokes)
- Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?… If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Told the doctor I had a mince pie growing out of my head. He said he had some cream for it. (Pie Jokes)
- What does Winnie the Pooh say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- Why did the snowman go to the doctor?… He had the chills! (Snowman Jokes)
- The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn. I asked him, “Pasteurized?” He said, “No, just up to your neck.” (Milk Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- After returning from the eye doctor, my dad started chugging milk straight from the carton. When asked why, he said, “The doctor told me I don’t need glasses.” (Milk Jokes)
- A man goes to the doctor with a carrot sticking out of his ear.. a banana in his other ear, spaghetti on his head and a sausage sticking out of his nose. He says “Doctor, I’m not feeling very well”. Doctor replies “Hmmm, I don’t think you’re eating properly.” (Spaghetti Jokes)
- What vaccination does Santa Claus get on Christmas Eve?… Shingles. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
- Why wouldn’t Santa ride his sleigh on Christmas Eve?… For elf and safety concerns. (Christmas Eve Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?… A Polysneezin. (Hawaii Jokes)
- On the first day of the deer hunting season, a hunter fell out of a deer stand and broke both his legs. “Why couldn’t this happen on my last day of hunting?!” the hunter cried to the doctor. “It did,” the doctor replied. (Hunting Jokes)
- What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?… A chill pill! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes)
- Did you hear about the hockey player who became a surgeon?… He specialized in bury-hat-trick surgery. (Hockey Jokes)
- Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. (Star Wars Jokes)
- What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- I ate too much cookie dough and got sick… It was an overdoughse. (Cookie Jokes)
- When Dr. Anthony Fauci plays baseball, what position is he?… Catcher, he can always wear a mask! (Baseball Jokes)
- With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what is the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?… Masked potatoes. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins. (Easter Jokes)
- What do you give a sick bird?… Tweetment. (Bird Jokes)
- Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green. (Earth Day & Tree Jokes)
- “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?… It was feeling crumby. (Cupcake Jokes)
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe! (Christmas Jokes / Christmas Trivia / Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?… Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- My grandpa just walked into my room with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. I said, “Who is this guy?” Grandpa: “This is my hip replacement.” (Grandparent Jokes)
- I studied to become a doctor, but I didn’t have enough patients for the job. (Labor Jokes)
- What does a hammerhead shark call a headache?… A hammering head. (Shark Jokes)
- What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes & Dog Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?… A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- When does a doctor get mad?… When he runs out of patients!
- Why did the pillow go to the doctor?… He was feeling all stuffed up!
- Why did the doctor lose his temper?… Because he didn’t have any patients!
- What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?… He kept seeing spots! (Dog Jokes)
- Where does a boat go when it’s sick?… To the dock! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?… Tinsel-itis! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
- If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes… (Candy Jokes)
- John threw one watermelon at Tim, what does Tim have now?… A concussion. (Watermelon Jokes)
- What did on tonsil say to the other tonsil?… Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!
- Did you hear the one about the germ?… Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
- What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis. (Mole Day Jokes)
- Why did the computer go to the doctors?… It had a virus.
- What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Spring Jokes)
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital?… He was feeling really crummy!
- What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?… An antidought! (Donut Jokes)
- Did you hear the news that a lot of applications just came in from people looking to pursue a career as the government’s top-ranking medical official?… Yes, there was a surge in general.
- What does a pig put on a cut?… Oinkment
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Donut Jokes for Kids)
- What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?…I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it! (Doctor Jokes)
- What’s the opposite of coffee?… Sneezy. (Doctor Jokes)
- Friend: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year? Other Friend: I haven’t decided yet. Friend: What did you give him last year? Other Friend: The measles. (Christmas Jokes)
- Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Middle School Jokes)
- Why did the bird go to the hospital?… It needed tweetment! (Bird Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Donut Jokes)