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  1. What’s a short, quiet Hawaiian laugh?… Aloha.
  2. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day.. I should have cooked it on aloha temperature. (Pizza Jokes)
  3. Did you hear the joke about Diamond Head?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & 11 Beautiful Hawaii Mountains)
  4. What do you get when you cross a hula hoop and a boxer?… Hawaiian Punch. (Boxing Jokes)
  5. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “Be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Wyoming Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  6. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Hawaii… Hawaii who?… I’m fine, how are you? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  7. What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween. (Halloween Jokes & October Jokes)
  8. How did the Hawaiian hipster die?… He walked on lava before it was cool. (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  9. Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (California Jokes)
  10. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo- moos. (Cow Jokes)
  11. Did you hear about the Hawaiian geologist who died?… Apparently, she fell head over heels in lava. (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  12. Where does a Hawaiian fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Hanalei River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Hawaii)
  13. Why did the Hawaii teacher jump into the Pacific ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  14. Why is “The Wave” banned in Aloha Stadium?… Two Rainbow Warriors fans drowned last year. (Rainbow Jokes)
  15. Where do Hawaii elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  16. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Christmas Tree Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  17. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Hawaii. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Hawaii! (Teacher Jokes)
  18. What did Lake Waiau say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Hawaii)
  19. On January 13, 2018, everyone in Hawaii was mad about the malfunction of the early warning system, the fools… Hawaii IS the early warning system… (January Jokes)
  20. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Hawaii Turnpike!
  21. What is the tallest building in?… Hawaii State Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  22. Can you name the capitol of Hawaii?… “H”
  23. Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?… Their flight was deleied. (Plane Jokes)
  24. I couldn’t afford the trip to Hawaii… I had to put it on “leiaway.”  (Travel Blogs)
  25. Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches… But that’s just Hawaii roll. (Sandwich Jokes)
  26. My geometry teacher went to Hawaii… When he came back, he was a tan gent. (Geometry Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  27. I knew I guy from Hawaii who had a weird laugh. Some describe it as a cackle, but I always thought it was more of a low ha. 
  28. What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?… “I WANT SAMOA!” 
  29. How exactly to you get from California to Hawaii?… By crossing the specific ocean. (Ocean Jokes)
  30. A tourist in Hawaii is amazed at how healthy and invigorated he feels after just a few days into visiting the islands… He strikes up a conversation with one of the locals while they are wading out into the crystal clear, warm surf on yet another perfect island day. “I just can’t get over how beautiful this place is,” the tourist says excitedly, “I feel great! I haven’t felt this young and healthy in years! Island life is fantastic!” The local says, “I know what you mean! Take me for instance. When I came here I was totally bald, didn’t have any teeth and I couldn’t even walk…and look at me now!” The tourist looks at him and says, “Wow, that’s amazing! How long have you been here?” The local says, “Oh, I was born here.” (Baby Jokes)
  31. Steve is in his car driving on the highway by the ocean in California when he stops and asks God for just 1 wish for being a super faithful and good human being. God instantly appears and tells Steve that he has earned right for one wish. Steve says, “I wish for a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there and have a great time.” God replies, “Ehhhh! Your wish is too materialistic! I would have to get the concrete, carefully think about the design, along with pipes and suspensions for balance and aesthetics. It would be quite a bit to handle on my part! Wish something else and I will grant it.” Greg thinks for a moment and then says, “Hmmm… Okay, I wish to be able to read women’s minds. I want to know exactly what they’re thinking at all times, what they mean when they say ‘nothing’. Basically, I want to understand women inside out.” God says, “So do you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?” 
  32. What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?… A Polysneezin. (Doctor Jokes)
  33. Where in Hawaii do you want to go?… Can you be more Pacific? (Ocean Jokes)
  34. Hawaii Puns: Here today, gone to Maui. 
  35. Hawaii Puns: You had me at Aloha. 
  36. Hawaii Puns: Waikiki, do you love me? 
  37. Hawaii Puns: Hawaii Oahu doin’?
  38. Hawaii Puns: Diamond Head is a girl’s best friend. 
  39. Hawaii Puns: Aloha, is it me you’re looking for? 
  40. Hawaii Puns: Hawaii Hana nice day!
  41. Hawaii Puns: Keep palm and carry on. 
  42. Hawaii Puns: I can’t wait to Maui you. (Wedding Jokes)
  43. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Wailuku River! (Ten Longest Rivers in Hawaii)
  44. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Wailua River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  45. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Hawaii Resident: “No, not yet.”
  46. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Hawaii Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  47. What is the Hawaii volcano always trying to get rid of?… It’s lava handles. (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  48. How many Hawaiians does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man! (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  49. Where do Hawaii middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  50. Absolutely livid. I bought a Hawaiian pizza for lunch and I’ve just burned it. Should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature. (Pizza Jokes)
  51. How do Hawaiians greet Admiral Ackbar?… Aloha Ackbar! (Star Wars Jokes)
  52. What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?… A Hula-Dunnit. (Book Jokes)
  53. Did you hear the rumor about Kilauea and Mauna Loa?… All they do is make lava. (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  54. Why do Honolulu Community College students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked. (College Jokes)
  55. Why did the Rainbow Warriors regents decide to cover Aloha Stadium in cardboard?… Because the Rainbow Warriors always look better on paper. (College Jokes & Rainbow Jokes)
  56. Why do Hawaii students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  57. Why did Kilauea volcano destroy homes in Pahoa?… Lava is blind. (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  58. What do you call a fat pineapple?… A pineapple chunk!
  59. Where do Hawaii high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  60. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Kolekole Stream. (Ten Longest Rivers in Hawaii)
  61. Can you name the capital of Hawaii?… “H”
  62. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Anahulu River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  63. Why did the Hawaiian teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  64. Why did the Hawaiian teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  65. What do you buy a friend graduating from University of Hawaii Law School?… A lobotomy.
  66. What do you call an Hawaiian football player with a championship ring?… A thief!
  67. Mauna Loa hasn’t erupted in over 30 years, but I’ve been told “Lava will find a way.”
  68. My favorite part of winter is watching it on TV from Hawaii. (Winter Jokes)
  69. What do cows wear to summer camp in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Cow Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  70. If a plane crashed on the border of Hawaii and the Pacific Ocean where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  71. What do two Hawaiian volcanoes like to do?… Make lava.
  72. After a long hard day my wife asked to cook her an Hawaiian pizza! She wasn’t to happy to see I’d burnt her dinner, after all I should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature!
  73. Why can’t Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?… “Aloha Ackbar” doesn’t go over well at the airport. 
  74. What’s a very, very quite laugh in Hawaii?… A low ha.
  75. What kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?… Mahalo bro lights.