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  1. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  2. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  3. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  4. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
  5. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  6. Is BB hungry?… No, BB-8.
  7. Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. (Movie Jokes)
  8. Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?… Because he’s always a little short.
  9. What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie.
  10. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?… The Umpire Strikes Back. (Baseball Jokes)
  11. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  12. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
  13. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
  14. What Star Wars character is really a pirate?… AARRRRGGH-2 D-2! (Pirate Jokes)
  15. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. (Doctors Jokes for Kids)
  16. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Flower Jokes)
  17. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June. (June Jokes)
  18. May the fourth be with you……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (May the 4th be With You Jokes)
  19. What Star Wars character sells hot dogs?… Admiral Snackbar! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  20. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi. (Computer Jokes)
  21. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?… He felt his presents! (Birthday Jokes)
  22. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  23. How do Jedi say goodbye?… See ya Leia!
  24. Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?… She was looking in Alderaan places! (Music Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  25. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  26. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks. (Police Jokes)
  27. Why did Princess Leia fail her exams?… She had Alderaan answers! (180 School Jokes)
  28. Where did Luke get his bionic hand?… At the second-hand store. (Biology Jokes & Black Friday Jokes)
  29. Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves?… Jar-Jars! (Farming jokes)
  30. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  31. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  32. Which Star Wars hero works part-time in a café?… Luke Dishwasher!
  33. Which Jedi became a rock star?… Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi! (Music Jokes)
  34. What do you call an invisible droid?… C-through-PO.
  35. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
  36. What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  37. What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Coffee Jokes)
  38. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers! & Top Pirate Jokes)
  39. What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do! (180 School Jokes)
  40. Why was the droid angry?… Because people kept pushing its buttons.
  41. What do you need to reroute droids?… R2-Detour. (Cars Jokes)
  42. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?… A Hand Solo.
  43. What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?… “Never sell me the cods!” (Fish Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  44. Who tries to be a Jedi?… Obi-Wannabe.
  45. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?… They always single file, to hide their numbers.
  46. What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile. (Cars Jokes)
  47. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (Rugby Jokes)
  48. What do you call Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the rest of The Rebellion at the beginning of a rugby match?… Rebel scrum! (Rugby Jokes)
  49. Did you know RD2D uses foul language?… They have to bleep out all his words!
  50. As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?… “When You Wish Upon A Death Star.” (Music Jokes)
  51. How is Duct tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
  52. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.” (Pie Jokes)
  53. How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?… He kept altering the deal.
  54. Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?… No, but I heard they are a little Chewy.
  55. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Christmas Jokes)
  56. Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  57. What cars do elves drive?… A toy Yoda. (Star Wars Jokes & Car Jokes)
  58. What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?… “I find your lack of steak disturbing.” (Cow Jokes0
  59. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  60. What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?… A bow TIE.
  61. What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
  62. Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?… Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
  63. Why is Han Solo a loner?… Because he’s solo.
  64. What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?… “What is thy bidding, my master?”
  65. How do Wookies like their cookies?… Chewie.
  66. How hot is it on Polis Massa?… Luke warm!
  67. Why didn’t Luke cross the road?… He got a ticket for Skywalking!
  68. Where do Star Wars characters shop?… Darth Maul!
  69. Where do people go for chicken on Cloud City?… Lando’s
  70. What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?… Star Warts.
  71. What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?… Star Warts!
  72. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
  73. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course. (Black Friday Jokes)
  74. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
  75. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
  76. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
  77. The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.“Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”
  78. An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
  79. What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?… “Give me a beer and a mop.”
  80. Luke walks into the Mos Eisley cantina, cradling a slab of dirt in his arms.“What’ll it be?” asks the barman.“A pint for me, and one for the road.”
  81. The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
  82. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”
  83. A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?”“I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?”
  84. “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.”
  85. “Luke…did you know I almost joined the Jedi Debate Team? …Somebody talked me out of it.”
  86. “Luke…did you know R2D2 used to work for me? …He asked to be paid under the table.”
  87. “Luke… I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built… It was riveting, Luke. It was riveting…”
  88. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks
  89. Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan) (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
  90. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
  91. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar.
  92. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  93. What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
  94. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
  95. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be (Top Psychology Jokes)
  96. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?… An ele-Vader.
  97. Why did the smuggler cross the space lanes?… To get to the other side.
  98. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo!
  99. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett (Geography Jokes)
  100. Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?… He stepped on Ant-hillies.
  101. The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.
  102. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter.
  103. What do you call a female Mandalorian?… Womandalorian.
  104. What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones.
  105. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
  106. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots.
  107. What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars. (Sun Jokes)
  108. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
  109. Does R2D2 have any brothers?… No. Only transisters.
  110. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs!
  111. How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?… Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
  112. Why does Leia wear buns on her head?… In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
  113. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?… Because they always end up in a Tie.
  114. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
  115. What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie.
  116. How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?… None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
  117. What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
  118. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?… Obi Wan Baloney.
  119. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
  120. What side of an Ewok has the most hair?… The outside.
  121. How do you get down from a bantha?… You don’t. You get down from a goose.
  122. What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?… The appetizer.
  123. What do Whipids say when they kiss?… Ouch. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  124. Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?… To get to the other dementia.
  125. Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?… Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
  126. What’s a Rebel’s favourite TV talent show?…  X-wing Factor.
  127. Why did Yoda cross the road?… Because the chickens Forced him to.
  128. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?… With a woo-key
  129. Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?… In a Jar-Jar.
  130. Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?… Because they were too BOOT-iful!
  131. Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?… Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
  132. Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?… The ship might crack up.
  133. What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?… It gets wet.
  134. Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?… So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
  135. What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?… Time to get a new chronometer.
  136. What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
  137. What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?… Baby Jawas.
  138. Why do vornksrs stop slowly?… They’re afraid of whiplash.
  139. Why did Yoda visit Barclays yesterday?… He was after a bank clone. (bank loan)
  140. Who do Clones visit when they’re sick?… Well it’s Anadin Skywalker if they have a headache …… and Commander Codeine if it’s a tickly cough. (Doctors Jokes for Kids)
  141. How does Wicket get around Endor?… Ewoks
  142. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast!
  143. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Padme… Padme who?… Padme down if you have to, but let me in!
  144. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Art… Art who?… R2-D2!
  145. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob.
  146. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Yoda… Yoda who?… Yoda leh ee-hoooo!
  147. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Ewok who?… Ewoked the door! Wet me in!
  148. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke!
  149. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy.
  150. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… You’re the Obi-Wan for me!
  151. Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?… At the Darth Maul. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  152. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda
  153. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be (Psychology Jokes)
  154. What did the Jedi say to the sheep?… May the Force be With Ewe! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  155. What do sand people use to find their enemies?… A Tuscan radar.
  156. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Top Baseball Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
  157. Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?… He always has the forks with him. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  158. Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?… Grand Moff Turkeyn (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
  159. Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da.
  160. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  161. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey?… On the dark side! (Christmas Jokes)
  162. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?… A Sithy.
  163. The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.