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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Jedi Star Wars jokes. (Star Wars Jokes)
  2. Trying to come up with Jedi jokes about Star Wars is difficult… Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.
  3. Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was. (Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  4. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: …you must not. (Jedi Jokes)
  5. What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni. (Ice Cream Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  6. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be. (Jedi Jokes)
  7. I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons. (Jedi Jokes)
  8. How do Jedi say goodbye?… See ya Leia!
  9. Obi Wan: “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.” (Book Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  10. How many Jedi’s does it take to screw in a lightsaber?… Obi-wan. (Jedi Jokes)
  11. Why is there no Jedi navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside. (Navy Jokes & Sailing Jokes)
  12. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Spring Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
  13. What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?… Qui-Gon Gin.