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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Jedi Star Wars jokes. (Star Wars Jokes)
- Trying to come up with Jedi jokes about Star Wars is difficult… Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.
- Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was. (Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: …you must not. (Jedi Jokes)
- What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni. (Ice Cream Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be. (Jedi Jokes)
- I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons. (Jedi Jokes)
- How do Jedi say goodbye?… See ya Leia!
- Obi Wan: “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.” (Book Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- How many Jedi’s does it take to screw in a lightsaber?… Obi-wan. (Jedi Jokes)
- Why is there no Jedi navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside. (Navy Jokes & Sailing Jokes)
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Spring Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
- What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?… Qui-Gon Gin.