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Thanksgiving Jokes

  1. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey.
  2. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  3. Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play! (Police Jokes)
  4. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  5. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
  6. What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  7. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top State Jokess)
  8. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Grandparents Jokes)
  9. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  10. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside! (Turkey Jokes)
  11. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet.  (Turkey Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  12. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language.
  13. Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! (Turkey Jokes)
  14. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Turkey Jokes) (Top Grandparents Quotes)
  15. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Black Friday Jokes)
  16. What was the turkey suspected of?… Fowl play.