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Thanksgiving Jokes

  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
  3. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
  4. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  5. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Archery Jokes)
  6. What do you call the age of a pilgrim?… Pilgrimage.
  7. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (SummerJokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)