- Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?… Because, he can stop a 10 ton truck by holding up his hand!
- Why was the detective at the beach?… There was a crime wave! (Top Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Why wouldn’t the policeman come out from under the covers?… He was arresting!
- What did the police man said to his tummy?… You are under a vest!
- A state trooper was asked on an exam “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” ANSWER: “CALL FOR BACKUP!
- Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
- What kind of metal do they have at a police station?… copper! (101 Mole Day Jokes)
- Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?… Because he heard that someone had stolen a base! (Top Baseball Jokes)
- Why was the cop in bed?… Because he was an undercover cop!
- Which 4 letters frighten a thief?… O i c u! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
- What do you call a flying policeman?… A helicopper!
- A man was driving down the highway and he was pulled over by a
policeman. The policeman said “You were driving 85 miles per hour.” The Driver: “Don’t be ridiculous” the man said, “I’ve only been driving twenty minutes”!
- What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes?… a waterfelon. (Watermelon Jokes)
- The policeman said to the wig shopkeeper, “Sorry, we haven’t found your stolen wigs yet, but we have been combing the the area!”
- A police officer spots a car on the highway going about 22mph, so he
stops the car, with a lady and some of her friends, and tells the lady
how dangerous is to be going slow as it is to speed. The lady answers
“Officer I was going the speed limit! 22mph!”The officer says… that is
the highway #.. That’s what highway you’re on. But I need to ask you,
are your friends okay, they seem a little shaken up and pale. The driver
answers “Oh they’ll be fine in a couple of seconds, we just got off of
- There were three people named Trouble, Your Manners, and Be Quiet.
One day Trouble fell into a hole. Your Manners and Be Quiet went to the
police station for help. Your Manners waited outside and Be Quiet went
inside. The front police officer asked: What is your name? BQ: Be Quiet. PO: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside. PO: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.
- Why did the police arrest the chef?… Because he was caught beating an egg! (Egg Jokes)
- Which jam does a policeman use on his bread?… Traffic jam!
- What are the pipes at the police station made of?… Copper! (101 Mole Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Police. Police who?… Police let us in; it’s cold out here. (Winter Jokes)
- What kind of treat do they feed prisoners ?… Jail- y donuts. (Donut Jokes)
- The police are looking for a thief with one eye… Why don’t the use both? (Biology Jokes)
- What is a detective’s ultimate car?… A track-tor! (Farming Jokes)
- What kind of jam does a policeman have in his sandwich?… A traffic jam!
- What’s a cop’s favorite food?… Corn on the cop! (Top Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What did the headlines say when the very short fortune teller escaped the police?… Small Medium at Large!”
- Why did the policeman have a blanket over himself?… He was working undercover!
- Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Police. Police who?… Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!