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  1. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  2. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on the 4th of July. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes)
  3. I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  4. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
  5. Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
  6. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  7. The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! (Police Jokes)
  8. Little Johnny’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new year. When he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked “Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work” “Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine” (Father’s Day Jokes)
  9. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes)
  10. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  11. What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80. (Pirate Jokes)
  12. What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. (Baseball Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
  14. What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works 
  15. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  16. Did you hear about the boy who broke into a fireworks factory?… The police let him off! (Police Jokes)
  17. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  18. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Duck Jokes)
  19. How’s the fireworks business?…Booming!! (Labor Day Jokes)
  20. What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Rain Jokes)
  21. What does a dragon eat for a snack?… Firecrackers. (Dragon Jokes)
  22. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! (Dinosaur Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  23. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Lets get together and “pop it like its hot.”
  24. Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  25. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. (Labor Day Jokes)
  26. What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?… They’re bang out of order!
  27. What did the dog say when it saw the firework go off?… Nothing, dogs can’t talk! (Dog Jokes)
  28. What’s a firework’s favorite food?… Bangers and mash!
  29. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. (October Jokes)
  30. Police arrested two kids yesterday… one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.  (Police Jokes)
  31. I remember watching the fireworks on the TV. In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them.
  32. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors. (College Jokes)
  33. I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Dog Jokes)
  34. A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off. (Police Jokes)
  35. Why are fireworks so cool?… It’s cause they’re lit.
  36. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
  37. Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!
  38. I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing.
  39. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  40. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  41. What do you call a firework that’s not very impressive?… Ok boomer.
  42. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks. They almost burned down my caught my Christmas decorations on fire. 
  43. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October! It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. 
  44. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?… Firequackers.
  45. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors!
  46. A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an AmericanShe shares the joys of being a part of the greatest country in the world, and asks her students to raise their hands if they are or want to be American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.There is, however,… 
  47. What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework?… Dino-myte! (Dinosaur Jokes)
  48. Why should you never watch fireworks on the TV?… Because it’s a dangerous place to light them! 
  49. What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common?… Can’t see ’em. 
  50. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks.They almost burned down my Christmas decorations on fire. (Christmas Jokes)
  51. Turning grandpas ashes into fireworks… Call it going out with a bang.
  52. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker. (4th of July Jokes / Bird Jokes / Fireworks Jokes)
  53. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)