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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about fireworks.
  2. How does a leap year baby celebrate New Year’s Eve?… With four times the fireworks! (New Year’s Eve Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  3. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  4. What song by the Who is the unofficial song of 5th of July fireworks sale… Bargain. (365 Music Jokes)
  5. The fireworks display over the Statue of Liberty didn’t go off this year… The press is calling it a monument-al disaster! (New York Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  6. Last year I blew all my fingers off on the 4th of July, and now my friends say they don’t trust me…. They say they can’t count on me. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  7. What is a pyrotechnics expert’s favorite 4th of July treat?… Pop-sicles! (Popsicle Jokes)
  8. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes)
  9. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes Labor Day Jokes)
  10. How’s the fireworks business on the 4th of July?…Booming!! (Labor Day Jokes)
  11. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on the 4th of July… One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes)
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the angry firework?… He was so mad, he exploded!
  14. Fireworks do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  15. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. (Labor Day Jokes)
  16. What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. (Baseball Jokes)
  17. Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
  18. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 4th of July party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
  19. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
  20. What do fireworks drink?… Sparkling water. (Water Jokes)
  21. I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a deal… I was blown away. (Black Friday Jokes)
  22. I’m good at firework displays…. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  23. A dragon would never explode… But a dino might. (Fireworks Jokes & Dinosaur Jokes)
  24. What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?… Red, white, and boom! (Fireworks Jokes)
  25. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  26. Who was the most volatile actor in The Lord of the Rings?… Orlando Boom! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  27. How do you know if you’ve bought good fireworks?… When the guy running the store gives you a high four.
  28. July 4th PSA: Just a friendly 4th of July reminder… That absolutely no one is going to watch the videos of the fireworks you recorded on your phone.
  29. The good news about making defective fireworks… Is that nobody points the finger at you.
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go see the fireworks?
  31. What does everyone like to eat on the Fourth of July?… It’s fire-crackers.
  32. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (Canoe Jokes 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  33. This is ridiculous. It’s July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
  34. What is the price of fireworks these days?… I don’t know, but I bet it’s skyrocketed.
  35. I tried to trade a deer for fireworks… I want the best bang for my buck. (Deer Jokes)
  36. The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! (Police Jokes)
  37. What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works. (Labor Day Jokes)
  38. What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80. (Pirate Jokes)
  39. What is a basketball player’s favorite type of firework?… a flare (screen). (365 Basketball Jokes)
  40. A dad gave his son $50 to buy some fireworks for the 4th of July. When the son returned, they tried a couple but none of them worked “Son, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work” “Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine.” (Father’s Day Jokes)
  41. Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV… In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  42. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  43. What’s a firework’s favorite food?… Bangers and mash!
  44. What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn. (Fireworks Jokes / Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes)
  45. Did you like the fireworks?… Yeah, they were a blast.
  46. I don’t know about your feelings on fireworks… But they really brighten up my night.
  47. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about fireworks? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  48. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  49. Did you know that you can get a day in jail for using illegal fireworks?… It’s a pretty light punishment. (Police Jokes)
  50. You can take my fireworks from my cold dead fingers… One is over there, another is there.
  51. My humor is so dry… I’m legitimately worried about stray fireworks this weekend.
  52. I will have to do some research on fireworks… to know which one will give me bang for the buck.
  53. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Duck Jokes)
  54. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 3rd of July party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
  55. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Shelby… Shelby who?… Shelby glad to celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks! (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  56. What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?… Pop-sicles. (Popsicle Jokes)
  57. I can’t believe people are lighting fireworks off in October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he knocked the Christmas tree over. (October Jokes)
  58. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  59. Did you hear about the guy who forgot to drop the firecrackers?… Let’s just say, he can count on one hand the number of fingers he has left.
  60. What do call a small French pastry with a firecracker in it?… A Napoleon, blown apart.
  61. What is a brick but not a brick?… 80 packs of firecrackers.
  62. When shopping for fireworks is it best to buy 25 sparklers or 1 M80 for $1?… The M80 is more bang for the buck.
  63. What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a ghost?… Bamboo.
  64. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Let’s get together and “pop it like its hot.”
  65. A guy from New Jersey bought a search engine and some fireworks… He bought-a-bing and bought-a-boom. (New Jersey Jokes)
  66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good fireworks knock-knock joke?
  67. I watched a great fireworks show tonight… Through the phone of the idiot in front of me.
  68. What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common?… Can’t see ’em. 
  69. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors. (College Jokes)
  70. What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Rain Jokes)
  71. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! (Dinosaur Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  72. Did you hear about the guy who died while on a date with a firecracker?… People say he went out with a bang.
  73. Turning grandpas ashes into fireworks… Call it going out with a bang.
  74. What did the dog say when it saw the fireworks go off?… Nothing, dogs can’t talk! (Dog Jokes)
  75. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good fireworks knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  76. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
  77. Did you hear about the boy who broke into a fireworks factory?… The police let him off! (Police Jokes)
  78. What does a dragon eat for a snack?… Firecrackers. (Dragon Jokes)
  79. What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?… They’re bang out of order!
  80. Police arrested two kids yesterday… one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.  (Police Jokes)
  81. Why are fireworks so cool?… It’s cause they’re lit.
  82. How’s the fireworks business on the 3rd of July?…Booming!! (Labor Day Jokes)
  83. What did the campers say after the fireworks went haywire?… That was intense. (Tent Jokes)
  84. I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Dog Jokes)
  85. May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injury than your 4th of July alcohol consumption. (Fireworks Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  86. Did you hear about the firework that wouldn’t explode?… It refused.
  87. A battery and a firework were arrested… One was charged, the other let off. (Police Jokes)
  88. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
  89. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors!
  90. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go see the fireworks?
  91. Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!
  92. I launched my own clothing line this week… I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing.
  93. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  94. Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?… Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
  95. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  96. What do you call a firework that’s not very impressive?… Ok boomer.
  97. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks. They almost burned down my Christmas decorations. 
  98. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October! It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. 
  99. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?… Firequackers.
  100. What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework?… Dino-myte! (Dinosaur Jokes)
  101. Why should you never watch fireworks on the TV?… Because it’s a dangerous place to light them! 
  102. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker. (4th of July Jokes / Bird Jokes / Fireworks Jokes)
  103. I remember watching the fireworks on the TV. In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them.
  104. I was unfairly dismissed today from my job as a fireworks coordinator… It was bang out of order.
  105. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  106. Why do people use fire during New Year… Because fireworks.
  107. What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn.
  108. What do dragons like with their soup?… Firecrackers.
  109. What kind of work do firefighters do on the 4th of July?… Firework.
  110. Firework jokes are just bad… Most of the time it goes wooosh.
  111. What happens when you throw a firecracker toward a dart board?… It’s bang on target.