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More Fireworks Jokes…

  1. I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  2. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  3. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  4. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  6. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
  7. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  8. What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder.
  9. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job After they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam But I passed with flying colors
  11. What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework?… Dino-myte!
  12. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Lets get together and “pop it like its hot.” (
  13. Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  14. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence.
  15. What’s the most dangerous salad leaf?… A rocket propelled grenade.
  16. A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.
  17. Why are fireworks so cool?… It’s cause they’re lit.
  18. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
  19. Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!
  20. I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing.