(Deer Jokes)

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best deer jokes.
  2. Why do you never see deer hiding in trees?… Because they’re really good at it. (Fall Jokes)
  3. What do you call a deer enlisted in the Air Force?… A bombardeer. (Air Force Jokes)
  4. What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks.
  5. I tried to trade a deer for fireworks… I want the best bang for my buck. (Fireworks Jokes)
  6. Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth. (Hunting Jokes for Kids & Dentist Jokes)
  7. What flavor of ice cream do deer go for?… Chocolate chip cookie doe! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes / Deer Jokes)
  8. Three campers were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The second one said, “No, it’s wolf tracks.” and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train. (Train Jokes / Deer Jokes / Wolf Jokes)
  9. Where in L.A. can a deer hunter find does in season year round?… Venison Beach. (California Jokes)
  10. Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream on Father’s Day?… Deery Queen. (Father’s Day Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes for Kids)
  11. Where does Santa and his reindeer go to get hot chocolate while flying in the sky?… Star-bucks. (Coffee Jokes)
  12. What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?… Frosty with a hot flash! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  13. How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house. (Santa Jokes)
  14. How does Santa get his Reindeer to fly?… He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  15. Why are reindeer always so happy the night of Christmas Eve?… Because they’re on top of the world! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  16. Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth. (Hunting Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  17. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  18. What do the reindeer use to wipe off their sleigh?… Santa-tizer. (Santa Jokes)
  19. What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments.(Christmas Tree Jokes)
  20. What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Basketball Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  21. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?… Because every single buck is dear to him!
  22. What should you give a reindeer with a stomachache?… Elk-a-seltzer.
  23. What’s a reindeer’s go-to cleaning product?… Comet.
  24. Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine’s Day instead?… Cupid!
  25. Where do reindeer get their coffee?… Starbucks.
  26. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive, who?… Olive the other reindeer. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  28. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
  29. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”! (Reindeer Jokes & December Jokes)
  30. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history. (History Jokes)
  31. Why did Rudolph’s nose light up in school? He was a very bright student.
  32. Which of Santa’s helpers never bring an umbrella with them?… Rain deer!
  33. What do bystanders say when reindeer go sledding?… “You just flew down that hill!”
  34. What’s a reindeer’s favorite basketball team?… The Orlando Magic.
  35. Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?… He was elf taught. (Reindeer JokesChristmas Jokes for Teachers / Elf Jokes)
  36. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?… Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! (Reindeer Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  37. Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?… Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe. (Black Friday Jokes)
  38. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… No eye-deer.
  39. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?… Still, no eye-deer.
  40. What do naughty reindeer eat for breakfast?… Co-coal Puffs. (Cereal Jokes)
  41. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Prom Jokes & Reindeer Jokes) 
  42. What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?… Truth or deer.
  43. Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store. (Black Friday Jokes)
  44. What do reindeer say after one of them has a baby?… “It takes a (Santa’s) Village!” (Baby Jokes)
  45. What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?… “Click click click.”
  46. What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever! (Snowman Jokes)
  47. What did the reindeer say to the football player?… “Your Blitzen days are over!” (Football Jokes)
  48. What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?… Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer! (American Revolution Jokes)
  49. Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?… Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
  50. How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?… His sleigh is flown by raindeer. (Rain Jokes)
  51. What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy?… “Don’t be rude-olph!”
  52. Why were the reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa?… They were stalling.
  53. Why is Mrs. Claus always hugging the reindeer?… They are so deer to her.
  54. Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?… “Tiny Dancer.” (Music Jokes)
  55. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Knight Jokes)
  56. One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”His wife asked, “How do you know?”“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” (Viking Jokes Rain Jokes)
  57. Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them!
  58. What did Santa say Mrs. Claus to when he looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  59. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?… RUDE – olph.
  60. Why is a reindeer like a gossip?… Because they are both tail bearers! (Reindeer Jokes)
  61. What did the reindeer say to the elf?… Nothing…reindeer can’t talk! (Elf Jokes Reindeer Jokes) 
  62. What’s the worst kind of weather you can get on Christmas Eve?… Acid raindeer. (Christmas Eve Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  63. Why did Prancer keep stopping the music when he was DJing a rooftop party… ? Because “up on the housetop, reindeer pause.”
  64. Why did Santa tell the reindeer to stop making fun of Rudolph’s nose?… It was impo-light. 
  65. What did Blitzen say to Donner when he noticed Donner was wearing a watch?… “Time flies!” 
  66. What did Mrs. Claus tell Santa when the reindeer flew by wearing bright pastels?… “They passed with flying colors!” 
  67. Why couldn’t the elves keep the reindeer in the barn?… It was unstable.
  68. What do the other reindeer call Rudolph?… Names. 
  69. Why do reindeer enjoy doing yoga… It makes them feel (Blit)zen.
  70. What did Vixen say after Dasher angrily threw a snowball at the other reindeer?… “That’s cold.”
  71. What’s a reindeer’s favorite football tactic?… Running a Blitz(en). 
  72. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?… No, they already have names.
  73. What could be said about a reindeer’s personality?… “It glows (like a lightbulb).” 
  74. Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?… She sleighs.
  75. What caused all the reindeer to have red noses like Rudolph?… It was freezing outside.
  76. Why is putting on highlighter Rudolph’s best-kept beauty secret?… It gives him his infamous shiny nose. 
  77. What kind of stuffed animal do reindeer love to cuddle with?… Stuffed (Ru)dolphins. 
  78. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?… Dancer.
  79. How do reindeer know that Christmas is coming?… They look at their calen-deer.
  80. The reindeer traveled down to go where?… In history.
  81. Which street in France is every reindeer’s favorite to fly through?… Rue Dolph.
  82. What’s a reindeer’s favorite TV show to watch?… Glee. 
  83. What’s a weather condition that’s difficult to fly in?… (North) polar vortex.
    What do the reindeer call the lanterns up at the North Pole?… “Northern lights.” 
  84. How did the reindeer feel when they had fleas?… It really ticked them off. 
  85. Which of Santa’s reindeer do dinosaurs dislike most?… Comet. 
  86. Why were the reindeer so itchy?… They had antarc-ticks.
  87. What does a reindeer call their significant other?… Cari-boo.
  88. What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers?… Jolly ranchers.
  89. Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa’s reindeer are a great team?… Yep, that’s what they’ve herd.
  90. Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?… Because they would look silly in plastic macs! (Reindeer Jokes)