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- Summer Jokes for Kids
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- 4th of July Jokes
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- 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes
- Top 50 Fireworks Jokes (Fireworks Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about fireworks.
- How does a leap year baby celebrate New Year’s Eve?… With four times the fireworks! (New Year’s Eve Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What song by the Who is the unofficial song of 5th of July fireworks sale… Bargain. (365 Music Jokes)
- The fireworks display over the Statue of Liberty didn’t go off this year… The press is calling it a monument-al disaster! (New York Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- Last year I blew all my fingers off on the 4th of July, and now my friends say they don’t trust me…. They say they can’t count on me. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- What is a pyrotechnics expert’s favorite 4th of July treat?… Pop-sicles! (Popsicle Jokes)
- I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes)
- Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- How’s the fireworks business on the 4th of July?…Booming!! (Labor Day Jokes)
- An iPhone and a firework were arrested on the 4th of July… One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
- Did you hear about the angry firework?… He was so mad, he exploded!
- Fireworks do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
- A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. (Baseball Jokes)
- Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 4th of July party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
- “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
- What do fireworks drink?… Sparkling water. (Water Jokes)
- I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a deal… I was blown away. (Black Friday Jokes)
- I’m good at firework displays…. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
- A dragon would never explode… But a dino might. (Fireworks Jokes & Dinosaur Jokes)
- What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?… Red, white, and boom! (Fireworks Jokes)
- What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- Who was the most volatile actor in The Lord of the Rings?… Orlando Boom! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- How do you know if you’ve bought good fireworks?… When the guy running the store gives you a high four.
- July 4th PSA: Just a friendly 4th of July reminder… That absolutely no one is going to watch the videos of the fireworks you recorded on your phone.
- The good news about making defective fireworks… Is that nobody points the finger at you.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go see the fireworks?
- What does everyone like to eat on the Fourth of July?… It’s fire-crackers.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (Canoe Jokes & 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
- This is ridiculous. It’s July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
- What is the price of fireworks these days?… I don’t know, but I bet it’s skyrocketed.
- I tried to trade a deer for fireworks… I want the best bang for my buck. (Deer Jokes)
- The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! (Police Jokes)
- What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80. (Pirate Jokes)
- What is a basketball player’s favorite type of firework?… a flare (screen). (365 Basketball Jokes)
- A dad gave his son $50 to buy some fireworks for the 4th of July. When the son returned, they tried a couple but none of them worked “Son, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work” “Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine.” (Father’s Day Jokes)
- Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV… In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- What’s a firework’s favorite food?… Bangers and mash!
- What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn. (Fireworks Jokes / Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes)
- Did you like the fireworks?… Yeah, they were a blast.
- I don’t know about your feelings on fireworks… But they really brighten up my night.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about fireworks? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- Did you know that you can get a day in jail for using illegal fireworks?… It’s a pretty light punishment. (Police Jokes)
- You can take my fireworks from my cold dead fingers… One is over there, another is there.
- My humor is so dry… I’m legitimately worried about stray fireworks this weekend.
- I will have to do some research on fireworks… to know which one will give me bang for the buck.
- What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Duck Jokes)
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 3rd of July party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Shelby… Shelby who?… Shelby glad to celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks! (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?… Pop-sicles. (Popsicle Jokes)
- I can’t believe people are lighting fireworks off in October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he knocked the Christmas tree over. (October Jokes)
- Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Did you hear about the guy who forgot to drop the firecrackers?… Let’s just say, he can count on one hand the number of fingers he has left.
- What do call a small French pastry with a firecracker in it?… A Napoleon, blown apart.
- What is a brick but not a brick?… 80 packs of firecrackers.
- When shopping for fireworks is it best to buy 25 sparklers or 1 M80 for $1?… The M80 is more bang for the buck.
- What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a ghost?… Bamboo.
- What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Let’s get together and “pop it like its hot.”
- A guy from New Jersey bought a search engine and some fireworks… He bought-a-bing and bought-a-boom. (New Jersey Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good fireworks knock-knock joke?
- I watched a great fireworks show tonight… Through the phone of the idiot in front of me.
- What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common?… Can’t see ’em.
- Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors. (College Jokes)
- What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Rain Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! (Dinosaur Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- Did you hear about the guy who died while on a date with a firecracker?… People say he went out with a bang.
- Turning grandpas ashes into fireworks… Call it going out with a bang.
- What did the dog say when it saw the fireworks go off?… Nothing, dogs can’t talk! (Dog Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good fireworks knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
- Did you hear about the boy who broke into a fireworks factory?… The police let him off! (Police Jokes)
- What does a dragon eat for a snack?… Firecrackers. (Dragon Jokes)
- What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?… They’re bang out of order!
- Police arrested two kids yesterday… one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off. (Police Jokes)
- Why are fireworks so cool?… It’s cause they’re lit.
- How’s the fireworks business on the 3rd of July?…Booming!! (Labor Day Jokes)
- What did the campers say after the fireworks went haywire?… That was intense. (Tent Jokes)
- I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Dog Jokes)
- May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injury than your 4th of July alcohol consumption. (Fireworks Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- Did you hear about the firework that wouldn’t explode?… It refused.
- A battery and a firework were arrested… One was charged, the other let off. (Police Jokes)
- “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
- I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go see the fireworks?
- Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!
- I launched my own clothing line this week… I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing.
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
- Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?… Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
- What do you call a firework that’s not very impressive?… Ok boomer.
- The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks. They almost burned down my Christmas decorations.
- I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October! It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over.
- What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?… Firequackers.
- What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework?… Dino-myte! (Dinosaur Jokes)
- Why should you never watch fireworks on the TV?… Because it’s a dangerous place to light them!
- What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker. (4th of July Jokes / Bird Jokes / Fireworks Jokes)
- I remember watching the fireworks on the TV. In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them.
- I was unfairly dismissed today from my job as a fireworks coordinator… It was bang out of order.
- An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- Why do people use fire during New Year… Because fireworks.
- What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn.
- What do dragons like with their soup?… Firecrackers.
- What kind of work do firefighters do on the 4th of July?… Firework.
- Firework jokes are just bad… Most of the time it goes wooosh.
- What happens when you throw a firecracker toward a dart board?… It’s bang on target.