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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about fireworks.
  2. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. (Labor Day Jokes)
  3. Most people enjoy a day off on Labor Day except fire… Fire works on the Labor Day. (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?… Red, white, and boom! (Fireworks Jokes)
  6. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes)
  7. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on the 4th of July… One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes)
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  9. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  10. Fireworks do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  11. Who was the most volatile actor in The Lord of the Rings?… Orlando Boom! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  12. What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. (Baseball Jokes)
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go see the fireworks?
  14. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  15. What does everyone like to eat on the fourth of July?… It’s fire-crackers.
  16. How’s the fireworks business on the 4th of July?…Booming!! (Labor Day Jokes)
  17. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 4th of July party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
  18. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
  19. What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works. (Labor Day Jokes)
  20. Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
  21. What is basketball players favorite type of firework?… a flare (screen)
  22. Little Johnny’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new year. When he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked “Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work” “Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine” (Father’s Day Jokes)
  23. I’m good at firework displays…. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  24. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (Canoe Jokes 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  25. Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV… In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  26. The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! (Police Jokes)
  27. What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80. (Pirate Jokes)
  28. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  29. What’s a firework’s favorite food?… Bangers and mash!
  30. What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn. (Fireworks Jokes / Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes)
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about fireworks? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  32. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  33. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Duck Jokes)
  34. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 3rd of July party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
  35. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Shelby… Shelby who?… Shelby glad to celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks! (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  36. What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?… Pop-sicles.
  37. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Lets get together and “pop it like its hot.”
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good fireworks knock-knock joke?
  39. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. (Labor Day Jokes)
  40. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. (October Jokes)
  41. What did the dog say when it saw the firework go off?… Nothing, dogs can’t talk! (Dog Jokes)
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good fireworks knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  43. What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Rain Jokes)
  44. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
  45. Did you hear about the boy who broke into a fireworks factory?… The police let him off! (Police Jokes)
  46. How’s the fireworks business?…Booming!! (Labor Day Jokes)
  47. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! (Dinosaur Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  48. What does a dragon eat for a snack?… Firecrackers. (Dragon Jokes)
  49. What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?… They’re bang out of order!
  50. Police arrested two kids yesterday… one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.  (Police Jokes)
  51. Why are fireworks so cool?… It’s cause they’re lit.
  52. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors. (College Jokes)
  53. I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Dog Jokes)
  54. May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injury than your 4th of July alcohol consumption. (Fireworks Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  55. A battery and a firework were arrested… One was charged, the other let off. (Police Jokes)
  56. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go see the fireworks?
  58. Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!
  59. I launched my own clothing line this week… I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing.
  60. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  61. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  62. What do you call a firework that’s not very impressive?… Ok boomer.
  63. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks. They almost burned down my Christmas decorations. 
  64. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October! It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. 
  65. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?… Firequackers.
  66. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors!
  67. What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework?… Dino-myte! (Dinosaur Jokes)
  68. Why should you never watch fireworks on the TV?… Because it’s a dangerous place to light them! 
  69. What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common?… Can’t see ’em. 
  70. Turning grandpas ashes into fireworks… Call it going out with a bang.
  71. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker. (4th of July Jokes / Bird Jokes / Fireworks Jokes)
  72. I remember watching the fireworks on the TV. In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them.
  73. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  74. How’s the fireworks business on the 3rd of July?…Booming!! (Labor Day Jokes)
  75. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)