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  1. 24 Best New Year’s Jokes to Kick off 2020 – Good Housekeeping
  2. 18 Best New Year’s Eve Jokes For Kids Adults Will Also Love
  3. 24 New Year One Liners – The funniest New Year jokes …
  1. Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
  2. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Fireworks Jokes & Police Jokes)
  3. What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?… He got 12 months! (Police Jokes)
  4. Knock knock... Who’s there?… Abbey... Abbey who?… Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  5. What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  7. The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision …… I can’t wait to see them all.
  8. How does New Year’s Eve end?… With the letter ‘E’!
  9. Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?… Waiting for the punchline.
  10. What is a corn’s favorite holiday?… New Ear’s Day. (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  11. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
  12. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne. (Vampire Jokes & 365 Family Friendly Jokes)
  13. I can’t wait till New Year’s Day 2021… Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
  14. What did the little champagne bottle call his father?… Pop!
  15. I would lose weight for my New Year’s resolution …… but I hate losing.
  16. I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
  17. My New Year’s resolution is to break my New Year’s resolutions. That way I succeed at something!
  18. My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year… How would I know? I don’t have 2020 vision.
  19. Looking at the new year’s calendar …… we’ll all have 2020 vision.
  20. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year …… but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
  21. My resolution was to read more …… so I put the subtitles on my TV.
  22. Knock knock... Who’s there?… Mary and Abbey... Mary and Abbey who?… Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  23. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne.” (Mole Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  24. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his New Year’s Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Mole Day Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  25. What is a New Year’s resolution?… Something that goes in one year and out the other.
  26. Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year’s Eve?… Because 9, 8, 7 … (Math Jokes for Kids)
  27. Let’s celebrate New Year’s Eve …… by making many pour decisions!
  28. My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full …… with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
  29. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?…  Moo Year’s Eve! (Cow Jokes)
  30. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne (Top Halloween Jokes)
  31. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
  32. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?…  Moo Year’s Day! (Cow Jokes)

New Years Eve One Liners

  1. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  2. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.