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Top Joke Pages: 

  1. Let’s celebrate New Year’s Eve …… by making many pour decisions! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  2. A priest, a rabbi, and a World Series MVP walk into a bar… The bartender stops them and says, “No no no, what is this, some kind of joke?” (Top 10 World Series Jokes)
  3. What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?… Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck! (Black Friday Jokes & Hunting Jokes)
  4. The hamburger sits down at the bar and asks the bartender “Hey can I get a beer?” The bartender replies “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”(Hamburger Jokes)
  5. What is a Whale’s least favorite beer?… Harpoon. (Whale Jokes)
  6. I was in Germany at Octoberfest and they asked me how many beers I wanted… I said nine, but they didn’t bring me any. (World Geography Jokes & October Jokes)
  7. What is a Whale’s favorite beer?… Whale’s Tale. (Whale Jokes)
  8. What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary! (College Jokes)
  9. Grandkid: “Does beer make you smarter?” Grandparent: “No, but it made Budweiser.”
  10. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit. (Grinch Jokes)
  11. Where did the taco go for drinks?… The Salad Bar! (Taco Jokes)
  12. How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo?… In Mexi-cans!
  13. You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer… Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon. (Blue Moon Jokes)
  14. Bartender asks a man “You ever had an orange in your beer?” Man says “Once, in a Blue Moon.” (Blue Moon Jokes)
  15. Ocean walks in to a bar Bartender says “why so blue?” (Psychology Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  16. A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’ (Father’s Day Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  17. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  18. Grandkid: “Does beer make you smarter?” Grandparent: “No, but it made Budweiser.” (Grandparent Jokes)