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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more college jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean’s hand. (Graduation Jokes)
- Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors. (Fireworks Jokes)
- My 10 year college reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.” (Graduation Jokes)
- Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (Astronomy Jokes)
- Why did the M&M go to college?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- What was Spider Man’s major in college?… Web Design. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
- What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (Election Jokes)
- How many college graduates does it take to change a light bulb?… One, but it may take up to seven years! (Graduation Jokes)
- Why did Christopher Columbus say his compasses and scales were intelligent?… Because they all graduated. (Columbus Day Jokes)
- Which did Columbus way was smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees! (Columbus Day Jokes)
- Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
- College is similar to high school… To a degree. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
- What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary! (College Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- Teacher: Where did your mom go to college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Alaska Jokes)
- What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Candy Jokes)
- Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back. (Football Jokes)
- What did the college football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (Football Jokes)
- What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary! (February Jokes)
- Why did the broom get a poor grade in class?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
- How do you get the college grad off your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
- What’s the one thing that keeps Wyoming students from graduating?… Going to Class. (College Jokes)
- Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Wyoming library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
- What does the average University of Wyoming student get on his SAT?… Drool.
- How many University of Wyoming freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.