College Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more college jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Where do students graduate?… at moleage. 
  3. Labor Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to college. It is Labor Day Weekend. (College Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  4. In college I interned for a company that sold vaults… I really treasured my time.
  5. What is a chemistry professor’s favorite movie?… Elemental.  (Movie Jokes & College Jokes)
  6. What does the average blue chip recruit get on his SAT?… Drool.
  7. A group of vaping college students is called a smog…. A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office. (Middle School Jokes & College Jokes)
  8. Why did the teacher give peanut butter to all his students?… He was a nutty professor.
  9. I was almost expelled from archery college… but my Dad pulled some strings! (Archery Jokes)
  10. What do you call two Quidditch players who share a dorm?… Broom-mates. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  11. The corn will graduate from college tomorrow… We should attend the ceremony and corn-gratulate him! (Corn Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  12. What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?… It’s on the sylla-buzz
  13. The best student at the corn college is called the a-corn. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  14. I can’t believe the girls at school can’t wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment… Don’t they have a right to bare arms? (Jokes for Teachers & Constitution Jokes)
  15. I thought about being a history professor, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (Labor Day Jokes)
  16. What’s the 1st thing a sorority girl does on Friday The 13th?… Nothing. She’s the first to go. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  17. Why was the professor wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Sunglasses Jokes)
  18. My college is so concerned about the environment.. They’ve been recycling past papers since 1988. (Environment Jokes)
  19. Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the 1st day… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
  20. Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good college joke? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  22. Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus.
  23. Teacher: Where did your mom graduate from college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  24. What is the most popular college for inauguration?… The Electoral College. (Inauguration Jokes)
  25. What do you tell a bag of popcorn after it graduates from College?… Corn-gratulations. (Popcorn Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  26. Why is “The Wave” banned in Aloha Stadium?… Two Rainbow Warriors fans drowned last year. (Hawaii Jokes & Rainbow Jokes)
  27. Why was the professor wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Sunglasses Jokes)
  28. What is the #1 Christmas present for a college music professor?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes)
  29. A group of vaping college students is called a smog…. A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office. (Middle School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  30. Charlie Brown, now a young adult, sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college…. He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn’t sure what direction to go. She looks over his scores as says, “I think you’d make a good grief counselor.” (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean’s hand. (Graduation Jokes)
  32. What happened to the turtle who wanted to go to college?… His parents had to shell out a lot of money.
  33. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors. (Fireworks Jokes)
  34. My 10 year college reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.” (Graduation Jokes)
  35. Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (Astronomy Jokes)
  36. Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?” (March Madness Jokes)
  37. Why did the M&M go to college?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  38. What was Spider Man’s major in college?… Web Design. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  39. No, but they gave one to me anyway. – L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University (March Madness Jokes)
  40. What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (Election Jokes)
  41. How many college graduates does it take to change a light bulb?… One, but it may take up to seven years! (Graduation Jokes)
  42. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?… Scholar ships. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  43. Why did Christopher Columbus say his compasses and scales were intelligent?… Because they all graduated. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  44. Which did Columbus way was smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees! (Columbus Day Jokes)
  45.  Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  46. College is similar to high school… To a degree. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  47. What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary! (College Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  48. Teacher: Where did your mom go to college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Alaska Jokes)
  49. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Candy Jokes)
  50. Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back. (Football Jokes)
  51. What did the college football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (Football Jokes)
  52. What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary! (February Jokes)
  53. Why did the broom get a poor grade in class?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  54. How do you get the college grad off your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  55. What’s the one thing that keeps Wyoming students from graduating?… Going to Class. (College Jokes)
  56. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Wyoming library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  57. What does the average University of Wyoming student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  58. How many University of Wyoming freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.