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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more college jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean’s hand. (Graduation Jokes)
  3. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors. (Fireworks Jokes)
  4. My 10 year college reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.” (Graduation Jokes)
  5. Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (Astronomy Jokes)
  6. Why did the M&M go to college?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  7. What was Spider Man’s major in college?… Web Design. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  8. What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (Election Jokes)
  9. How many college graduates does it take to change a light bulb?… One, but it may take up to seven years! (Graduation Jokes)
  10. Why did Christopher Columbus say his compasses and scales were intelligent?… Because they all graduated. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  11. Which did Columbus way was smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees! (Columbus Day Jokes)
  12.  Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  13. College is similar to high school… To a degree. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  14. What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary! (College Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  15. Teacher: Where did your mom go to college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Alaska Jokes)
  16. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Candy Jokes)
  17. Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back. (Football Jokes)
  18. What did the college football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (Football Jokes)
  19. What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary! (February Jokes)
  20. Why did the broom get a poor grade in class?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  21. How do you get the college grad off your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  22. What’s the one thing that keeps Wyoming students from graduating?… Going to Class. (College Jokes)
  23. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Wyoming library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  24. What does the average University of Wyoming student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  25. How many University of Wyoming freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.