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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best inauguration jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. 2025 Inauguration: What instrument was played the most at the 2025 Republican Presidential Inauguration?… Trump-ets. (Music Jokes)
  3. After Carrie Underwood sang America the Beautidul at the the 2025 inauguration… It looked like here and President Trump were under the missletoe.
  4. Where does the president send his dirty Inauguration clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Washington Jokes)
  5. Before his inauguration, George W. Bush was invited to take a tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of water, he asked President Clinton if he could use the bathroom in the Oval Office. He was astonished to see that the president had a solid gold urinal installed. That night, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. “Just think,” he said, “when I’m president, I’ll have my own personal gold urinal!” Laura had lunch with Hillary Clinton on her tour of the White House and told her how impressed George had been with his discovery of the president’s private bathroom and gold urinal. “Bill doesn’t have a gold urinal,” Hillary told Laura, “but that explains who peed in Bill’s saxophone.”
  6. 2025 Inauguration What did Joe do on January 19th, 2025?… He was BIDEN his time until he left the White House. (January Jokes)
  7. Well, it’s Inauguration Day in America…. It’s gonna be a great mourning (for the losing party).
  8. 2021 Inauguration: What did Joe do on January 19th, 2021?… He was BIDEN his time until he moved into the White House. (January Jokes)
  9. I was really moved by the president’s inauguration… I walked right out in the middle of his speech.
  10. 2021 Inauguration: The future first lady, Dr. Jill Biden, personally reached out to Garth Brooks, who joked that he’ll likely be “the only Republican at the ceremony.” 
  11. 2017 Inauguration: What instrument was played the most at the 2017 Republican Presidential Inauguration?… Trump-ets. (Music Jokes)
  12. 2025 Inauguration: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Donald Trump Inauguration jokes.
  13. 2025 Inauguration: The date is 20 January 2025. Donald Trump has just been sworn in as President. He walks to the mic for his inauguration speech. He looks at Joe Biden and says “You’re Fired!” (Labor Day Jokes)
  14. What is the most popular college for inauguration?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
  15. 2025 Inauguration: Did you notice the difference between Trump’s inauguration and Obama’s?… Trump’s crowd paled in comparison.
  16. 2025 Inauguration: What do a Christmas tree and Joe Biden have in common?… Both will be out by January 20th. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  17. 2021 Inauguration: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Joe Biden Inauguration jokes.
  18. The date is 20 January 2017. Donald Trump has just been sworn in as President. He walks to the mic for his inauguration speech. He looks at Obama and says “You’re Fired!” (Labor Day Jokes)
  19. I want to speak to President Trump: One sunny day in late January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench.  He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man said, “Okay”, and walked away… The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine repeated, “Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and, again, just walked away… The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you’ve been here asking to speak to Trump. I’ve told you each time that he’s no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you get it?” The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”,,, The Marine snapped to attention and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir!” (We have not political bias… see below.)
  20. 2025 Inauguration: As soon as the 2025 Inauguration is over, I’m getting a position on Trump’s ethics committee. I’m not political… I just need some quite time alone.
  21. 2025 Inauguration: What might Donald Trump need for inauguration?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes)
  22. EVICTED FAMILY NEEDS HELP MOVING! MUST BE OUT BY JANUARY 20th! Please send any unneeded moving supplies to: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20500.
  23. If you crossed a vegetable with our first president, what would you get… George Squashington. (Farming Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  24. Joe Biden is not my president!!… At least not till January which won’t come soon enough.
  25. 2017 Inauguration: As soon as the 2017 inauguration is over, I’m getting a position on Trump’s ethics committee… I’m not political, I just need some quiet time alone. (Labor Day Jokes)
  26. What might Joe Biden need for inauguration?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes)
  27. 2025 Inauguration: On the night of his 2025 inauguration, Donald Trump was visited by 3 ghosts. Early in the night, FDR appeared. Trump asked him “How can I make America great again?” FDR replies, “think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours “FAKE NEWS!” he screams and FDR disappears. Trump falls back to sleep. A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks “How can I make America great again?” Washington replies, “I would suggest you never tell a lie.” This infuriates Trump. He screams for his bodyguards but Washington is already gone. Around 3 in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks “How can I make America great again?” Lincoln thinks for a bit and says “go to the theater.” (Movie Jokes)
  28. 2021 Inauguration: What do a Christmas tree and Donald Trump have in common?… Both will be out by January 20th. (Christmas Tree Jokes & January Jokes)
  29. 2017 Inauguration: On the night of his 2017 inauguration, Donald Trump was visited by 3 ghosts. Early in the night, FDR appeared. Trump asked him “How can I make America great again?” FDR replies, “think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours “FAKE NEWS!” he screams and FDR disappears. Trump falls back to sleep. A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks “How can I make America great again?” Washington replies, “I would suggest you never tell a lie.” This infuriates Trump. He screams for his bodyguards but Washington is already gone. Around 3 in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks “How can I make America great again?” Lincoln thinks for a bit and says “go to the theater.” (Movie Jokes)
  30. It’s official Trump’s inauguration date is now a National Holiday… At least I assume so because the government shutdown for it.
  31. How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential Inauguration?…. In general terms. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  32. Was General Washington a handsome man at his Inauguration?… Yes, he was George-eous!! (George Washington Quotes)
  33. Top 10 Funny Statements by Presidents“I am not worried about the deficit… It is big enough to take care of itself.” Ronald Regan
  34. “I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency… even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.” Ronald Regan
  35. What might an older president need for inauguration?… Presidentures
  36. It just occurred to me Trump’s inauguration was cloudy… I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show. (Sun Jokes)
  37. Trump’s inauguration had a low turnout… Still more than Hillary’s inauguration.
  38. I really hoped Donald Trump won the 2020 Presidential Election… Best way to prevent COVID-19 spreading at the inauguration.
  39. It wasn’t raining during Trump’s inauguration… It was just alternative sunshine. (Rain Jokes)
  40. Trump will still be president of The United States after January 20th… He’s having Rudy draw up the paperwork to form The United States Total Landscaping Co. as we speak!
  41. Vladimir Putin has announced that he will be resigning as the President of Russia in January… He Putin his two month notice. (Labor Day Jokes)
  42. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (George Washington Quotes)
  43. January 20, 2017… The day America expires.
  44. Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! (Civil War Jokes)
  45. What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon! (George Washington Quotes)
  46. Why did they call Lincoln “Honest Abe”?… Because that’s what it said on all his campaign buttons. (Civil War Jokes)
  47. 2017 Inauguration: What might Donald Trump need for his inauguration?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes)
  48. Was General Washington a handsome man?… Yes, he was George-eous!! (George Washington Quotes)
  49. Obama’s no longer President January 21,2017 an old man walks up to White House gate and tells security guard: “I want to see President Obama.” Very patiently the guard says: “He’s not President anymore.” The old man quietly walks away. January 22 same old man walks up to the gate and says: “I want to see President Obama.” Same guard says: “He’s not President anymore.” The old man quietly walks away. January 23 same old man walks up to the gate and says: “I want to see President Obama.” Angrily the guard says: “I told you the last two days that he’s not President anymore.” The old man turns away and quietly says: “I just like hearing you say it.”
  50. How did George Washington speak to his army?…. In general terms!
  51. Beginning January 20th, 2017, the real joke will no longer be found in the comments. It’ll be found in the White House.
  52. Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?…They’re both on the (s)cent! (Civil War Jokes)
  53. What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?…. Babe Lincoln. (Civil War Jokes & Top Baseball Jokes)
  54. What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures! (George Washington Quotes)
  55. Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?” Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”  (Civil War Jokes)
  56. What US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?… Abraham Stinkin.
  57. What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!
  58. Why was Abraham Lincoln barn in a log cabin?… Because it was too cold to be born outside! (Civil War Jokes)
  59. Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?… He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill. (Civil War Jokes)
  60. Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?… To keep his head warm! (Civil War Jokes)
  61. “Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.” Ronald Regan
  62. “Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.” Ronald Regan
  63. Did you notice the difference between Trump’s inauguration and Obama’s?… Trump’s crowd paled in comparison.
  64. “I hope you’re all Republicans.” Ronald Regan speaking to surgeons as he entered the operating room following a 1981 assassination attempt.
  65. “I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy: Dear Jack, Don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay for a landslide.” John F. Kennedy, addressing complaints that his father’s money was buying the primary for him.
  66. ”My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.” Jimmy Carter
  67. January 2025: Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?… Because it’s a cold day in hell….
  68. “When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer ‘present’ or ‘not guilty.’” Teddy Roosevelt
  69. ”In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.” John Adams
  70. “Being president is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening.” Bill Clinton
  71. “If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?” Abraham Lincoln
  72. Election JokesSomeone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
  73. What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College(College Jokes)
  74. “Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening.” Bill Clinton (Cemetery Jokes)
  75. Which former president planted the most Christmas trees?… Wood-row Wilson! (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  76. Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’ (Texas Jokes)
  77. What is something that describes both political talk at and filling up your plate at Thanksgiving?… Choosing sides. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  78. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Presidents’ Day Jokes Election Jokes / Book Jokes)
  79. Why can’t Donald Trump enter the White House?… It is now “For Biden!”
  80. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” Abraham Lincoln (Civil War Jokes)
  81. “George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
  82. Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, “On the one hand …on the other.” Harry Truman
  83. “I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency – even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.” Ronald Reagan
  84. I can’t believe they’re considering an all mail election… …females worked so hard to get voting rights! (Mailman Jokes)
  85. A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant. In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant. In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant. And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant. (World Geography Jokes)
  86. A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
  87. How did George Washington speak during his 1st presidential campaign?…. In general terms.
  88. “Don’t buy a single vote more than necessary. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay for a landslide.” Joseph P. Kennedy
  89. What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures!
  90. What do you call a Bee that tries to interfere with an election?… A Cagey Bee. (Bee Jokes & Election Jokes)
  91. What would you call it if SpongeBob ran for governor?… A goobernatorial election.
  92. What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?…. Babe Lincoln (Baseball Jokes)
  93. Who are voting for this election I’m voting for tricity so vote for tricity… Electricity!
  94. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (Napping Jokes)
  95. It was so cold today… a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets! (Winter Jokes)
  96. What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving?… On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.
  97. I say this next election we learn from our mistakes in the past and try to move forward to a brighter tomorrow. This election vote… Hindsight 2020.
  98. Where do polar bears vote?… The North Poll! (World Geography Jokes / Bear Jokes / Christmas Jokes)
  99. Did you hear the one about the Senator who won his election despite not having thumbs?… He ran unopposed.
  100. Maine Political Campaign Slogan: “Let’s Keep the Maine Thing The Main Thing. (Maine Jokes)
  101. Why did Bernie Sanders challenge his 49 vs 50% 2020 Democratic primary loss in Iowa?… I thought he didn’t care about the 1%? (Iowa Jokes)
  102. What’s the difference between a presidential election and a NASCAR race?… In NASCAR they wear their sponsors on their shirts. (NASCAR Jokes)
  103. What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
  104. Why are all the unemployed in Palm Beach County, Florida sitting on the dock?… An elections official said he needed help to count votes, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats. (Fishing Jokes & Florida Jokes)
  105. Top 3 things Florida is famous for 1. old people. 2. “stand your ground” laws. 3. recounts! (Florida Jokes)
  106. Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?” Student: “No. I thought he lived in Washington!” (Civil War Jokes)
  107. Florida: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Florida Jokes)
  108. Why couldn’t Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign?… She was let down by a weak Constitution. (Constitution Jokes)
  109. There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron. (Mole Day Jokes)
  110. Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  111. The 2020 election results are in! Oh sorry, this is just for us Russians. (World Geography Jokes)
  112. If Steve Jobs was still alive and a presidential candidate, he would have won the 2016 Election… But let’s not compare Apples to Oranges. (Apple Jokes)
  113. What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?… Hair Force One! (Barber Jokes)
  114. I’ve decided that I will not vote in the next election for the following reasons, please hear me out… I’m 14.
  115. Why didn’t Melania Trump want to be the first lady?… Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
  116. What is Donald Trump’s least favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
  117. How did we know communism was doomed from the beginning?… All the red flags.
  118. I’m nineteen and won’t vote in this upcoming election. Here’s why:… I’m Swedish.
  119. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Mole Day Jokes)
  120. Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!  (Civil War Jokes)
  121. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?… Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
  122. A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything… except office.
  123. Latest Fox News election poll shows Trump way ahead … … in all 87 states. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  124. What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!
  125. It’s important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns… Last time I voted for a real estate agent.
  126. Trump: “Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee.”
  127. Putin won the election with 76.6% of the vote. Funnily enough the exact same percent I gave myself when my teacher told us we could mark our own tests and I didn’t want to look suspicious. (Teacher Jokes)
  128. Why is England the wettest country?… Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there. (Rain Jokes)
  129. What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes Presidents’ Day Jokes)
  130. Why did the Three Stooges win the election?… They had Moementum!
  131. What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon!
  132. Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink. (Beer Jokes & Car Jokes)
  133. “The problem with political jokes is they get elected.” Henry Cate, VII
  134. “Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.” (Baby Jokes)
  135. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?… Your Honor. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?… Senator. (Lawyer Jokes)
  136. What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?… Senator.
  137. “Daddy,” a little girl asked her father, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’? ” “No, sweetheart,” he answered. “Some begin with ‘If I am elected.’”
  138. “I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.” Adlai Stevenson
  139. “Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.” Author Unknown
  140. What’s the only thing that can stop Donald Trump in the primary?… A Cruz missile.
  141. When playing spades with The Donald, why did the dealer lose?… He handed Donald Trump! (Top Summer Camp Jokes)
  142. Was General Washington a handsome man?… Yes, he was George-eous!!
  143. If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
  144. “Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” George Carlin
  145. “In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.” George Carlin
  146. What US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?… Abraham Stinkin
  147. “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” Winston Churchill
  148. “Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.” Gore Vidal
  149. “A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election,” remarked Bill Vaughan.
  150. What is full moon Donald Trump is most critical of ?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
  151. A lady who was known as Churchill’s main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, “Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?” Churchill sleepily replied, “No, ma’am. I do so purely by choice.” (Napping Jokes)
  152. “A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.” Bill Vaughan
  153. “If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.” Mark Twain
  154. “The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.” Joseph Stalin
  155. I don’t get people who try to predict the next US presidential election… I mean, do they think they have 2020 vision?
  156. What is the difference between a politician and a snail?… One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
  157. “The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.” Karl Marx
  158. “There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough US congressmen.” Author Unknown
  159. “We stand today at a crossroads: One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other leads to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to make the right choice.” Woody Allen
  160. “If you put your politicians up for sale, as the US does … then someone will buy them — and it won’t be you; you can’t afford them.” Juan Cole
  161. Why did they call Lincoln “Honest Abe”?… Because that’s what it said on all his campaign buttons.
  162. Who is the leader of the Kitty Communist Party?… Chairman Meow. (Cat Jokes)
  163. Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?… Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Fast Food Jokes)
  164. We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.
  165. Why was Abraham Lincoln born in a log cabin?… Because it was too cold to be born outside!
  166. Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?… He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill
  167. Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?… To keep his head warm!
  168. How do you know the economy is only getting worse?… On the latest episode of “Celebrity Apprentice,” Donald Trump fired himself!
  169. I don’t always insult entire nations, but when I do it’s with Trumped-up charges.
  170. What is the Beach Boys song “Kokomo” about?… All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts.
  171. Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?… Because E.T. eventually went home!
  172. What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common? …They both whine a lot!
  173. Everybody needs to comb down.
  174. Donald Trump wants to control the country even though he can’t control his hair.
  175. Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?…They’re both on the (s)cent!
  176. “If you put your politicians up for sale … then someone will buy them — and it won’t be you; you can’t afford them.” Juan Cole
  177. “By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he’s been bought ten times over.” Gore Vidal
  178. “When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.” J. O’Rourke
  179. “In a society governed passively by free markets and free elections, organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy.” Matt Taibbi
  180. “Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
  181. “If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.” Orson Scott Card
  182. “A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation.” James Freeman Clarke
  183. Donald Trump JokesHow is Donald Trump going to create more jobs?… By paying them to cheer for him at his campaign events!
  184. What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?… “Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door.”
  185. Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican?… The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
  186. Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.