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Google Search “Apple Jokes”
- Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, they had an apple! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What did the apple say to the peanuts?… You’re Nuts! (Peanut Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?… Have you ever tried worm pie? (Worm Jokes & Apple Jokes)
- What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm! (Book Jokes & Apple Jokes)
- What type of apple do bees like?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes)
- What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?… It can look round. (Math Jokes for Kids & Geometry Jokes)
- What is worser that finding a worm in an apple?… Finding a half of worm. (Worm Jokes)
- What was the name of the worm army?… The Apple Corps. (Memorial Day Jokes & Apple Jokes)
- How can you tell which end of a worm is which?… Throw an apple and yell fetch. (Worm Jokes)
- How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?… With your incider voice. (Library Jokes)
- What did the worm say to the friend who got stuck in an apple?… You’re going to have to worm your way out of this one.
- Why did the worm leave the apple?… Because Noah said to travel in pairs.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Apple gobbler.
- Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?… Because everyone had to go on in pairs! (Apple Jokes)
- What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?… Finding two worms.
- What is the maggot army called?… The Apple Corps! (Apple Jokes)