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  1. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, they had an apple! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. What did the apple say to the peanuts?… You’re Nuts! (Peanut Jokes)
  3. What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?… Have you ever tried worm pie? (Worm Jokes & Apple Jokes)
  4. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm! (Book Jokes & Apple Jokes)
  5. What type of apple do bees like?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes)
  6. What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?… It can look round. (Math Jokes for Kids & Geometry Jokes)
  7. What is worser that finding a worm in an apple?… Finding a half of worm. (Worm Jokes)
  8. What was the name of the worm army?… The Apple Corps. (Memorial Day Jokes & Apple Jokes
  9. How can you tell which end of a worm is which?… Throw an apple and yell fetch. (Worm Jokes)
  10. How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?… With your incider voice. (Library Jokes)
  11. What did the worm say to the friend who got stuck in an apple?… You’re going to have to worm your way out of this one.
  12. Why did the worm leave the apple?… Because Noah said to travel in pairs.
  13. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Apple gobbler.
  14. Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?… Because everyone had to go on in pairs! (Apple Jokes)
  15. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?…  Finding two worms.
  16. What is the maggot army called?… The Apple Corps! (Apple Jokes)