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  1. Super Bowl XLIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Super Bowl Jokes)
  2. Where does the president send his dirty Inauguration clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Inauguration Jokes)
  3. Can you name the capital of Washington?… “W”
  4. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.  (15 Best Lakes in Washington)
  5. What is the tallest building in?… Washington Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  6. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Washington Turnpike!
  7. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the . (Ten Longest Rivers in Washington)
  8. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The River!
  9. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  10. If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  11. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: North Dakota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  12. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Washington Mountains)
  13. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
  14. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  15. Where do [state] elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  16. Where do [state] middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  17. Where do [state] high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)