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Top 10 Jokes for Each State & Top 50 State Jokes
The Electoral College by State: Highest to Lowest
Top 10 Alaska Jokes
- What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Clean Prom Jokes)
- What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it Waved! (Ocean Jokes)
- Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes)
- What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Fast Food Jokes – old)
- If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (Top 50 State Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Hockey Jokes)
- What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose.
- What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
Top 10 Maine Jokes
- People from Maine are so self-centered… All their T-Shirts and mugs say “I ME”!
- Maine Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Maine Native: “No, not yet.”
- Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?… Or is it just me
- What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes)
- Why did the Maine lobster blush?… It saw the Atlantic Ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Why don’t Maine lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. (Lobster Jokes)
- How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello? (Lobster Jokes)
- I was a Maine lobsterman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about Mount Katahdin?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
you know why they buried George H. W. In Houston instead of his beloved
Kennebunkport?… Because it’s way too cold for planting Bushes in Maine.
(President’s Day Jokes)