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Top 10 Alabama Jokes / Top Alabama Twitter Accounts

  1. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  2. How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi. (Louisiana Jokes & Mississippi Jokes)
  3. What is the #1 selling laundry detergent in Alabama?…. (Roll) Tide!
  4. What is the best city to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama.
  5. Where does everyone in Alabama play games on their phone?… Mobile.
  6. What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  7. What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  8. Can you name the capital in Alabama?… “A.”
  9. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Beast Alabama Lakes)
  10. What is the tallest building in ?… The Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)

Top 10 Alaska Jokes

  1. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  2. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Clean Prom Jokes)
  4. What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it Waved! (Ocean Jokes)
  5. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes)
  6. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Fast Food Jokes – old)
  7. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  8. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Hockey Jokes)
  9. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose.
  10. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)

Top 10 Arizona Jokes / Arizona Jokes

  1. What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-T of course. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  2. How hot is it in Arizona?… The cows are giving evaporated milk. (Cow Jokes)
  3. How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  4. How hot is it in Arizona?… Hot water now comes out of both taps.
  5. Can you name the capital in Arizona?… “A.”
  6. What did Theodore Roosevelt Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Arizona)
  7. What is the tallest building in ?… The Arizona State Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  8. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Arizona State Turnpike!
  9. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Gila River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
  10. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Salt River!

Top 10 Maine Jokes

  1. People from Maine are so self-centered… All their T-Shirts and mugs say “I ME”!
  2. Maine Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Maine Native: “No, not yet.”
  3. Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?… Or is it just me
  4. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes)
  5. Why did the Maine lobster blush?… It saw the Atlantic Ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  6. Why don’t Maine lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. (Lobster Jokes)
  7. How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello? (Lobster Jokes)
  8. I was a Maine lobsterman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. Did you hear the joke about Mount Katahdin?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
  10. Do you know why they buried George H. W. In Houston instead of his beloved Kennebunkport?… Because it’s way too cold for planting Bushes in Maine. (President’s Day Jokes)