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  1. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  2. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Clean Prom Jokes)
  4. What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it Waved! (Ocean Jokes)
  5. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes)
  6. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Fast Food Jokes – old)
  7. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  8. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Hockey Jokes)
  9. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose.
  10. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  11. Teacher: Where did your mom go to college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (College Jokes)
  12. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways! (Winter Jokes)
  13. What did Dela ware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but alaska. (Iditarod Jokes – old)
  14. Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?… He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted.
  15. Teacher: Where did your mom go to high school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  16. What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?… Who let the sled dogs out! (Dog Jokes)
  17. Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  18. Teacher: Where did your mom go to elementary school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Elementary School Jokes)