My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!

Top Joke Pages: 180 School JokesFamily Joke of the DayMay Jokes for KidsFunny Jokes for KidsFunny Animal Jokes for Kids

More Bear Jokes…

  1. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids & Candy Jokes)
  2. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  3. What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  4. “The Constitution says I have the right to bear arms,” I told the officer and he said, “Where’s the rest of the bear?” (Constitution Jokes & Police Jokes)
  5. Alaska Tourism Bear Warning If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don’t scare Grizzly Bears. Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can easily spot a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it. If you know of any other Alaska-related jokes, leave them behind in the comments so we all can have a good laugh. (Travel Guest Blogs & Alaska Jokes)
  6. Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed. (Donut Jokes)
  7. A circus tamer was trying to arrange a trick where he’d have 50 bears marching in perfect lines, but they always ended up walking in circles, leading him to almost selling his bears… Turns out he was the problem all along, he just had to get his bear-rings straight! (March Jokes)
  8. Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard! (Pencil Jokes)
  9. What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?… A BEARel of laughs! (Animal Jokes for Kids)