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- Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
- I got caught with a copy of the Constitution… I swear I read it for the articles. (Constitution Jokes)
- I’m not sure I can tell you word-for-word what the 2nd Amendment is… But I’ll take a shot at it!
- I’ve been told I have a Supreme Court figure… No appeal. (Lawyer Jokes)
- I went to the NRA and told them the 2nd amendment is worthless… They were triggered.
- Second Amendment: If you are against the second amendment, you could get fired.
- I just heard that the government has made an amendment during lockdown to allow Father Christmas out… It’s called the Santa Clause. (Covid Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- “The Constitution says I have the right to bear arms,” I told the officer and he said, “Where’s the rest of the bear?” (Bear Jokes & Police Jokes)
- Between the First Amendment’s freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment’s no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying “some assembly required, battery not included.”
- Why did the hunter cut off the grizzly bear’s arms?… Because according to the 2nd amendment the hunter has the right to bear arms. (Hunting Jokes)
- Why did Yogi like the second amendment?… Because he loved his bear arms. (Bear Jokes & Police Jokes)
- Did you hear about the knitters for the 2nd Amendment?… Don’t thread on me.
- There’s an amendment in America for people to wear T-shirts… I call it “The Right To Bare Arms”
- I can’t believe the girls at school can’t wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment… Don’t they have a right to bare arms?
- How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
- What’s the first amendment in Super Mario’s constitution?… Freedom of Peach.
- What’s a bird’s favorite amendment?… Freedom of SCREECH!
- Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other… …the NSA will finally read it.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Bill of Rights?
- Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution… Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Bill of Rights knock-knock jokes?
- Why couldn’t Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign?… She was let down by a weak Constitution. (Election Jokes)
- I’m glad I have my 2nd Amendment right to bear arms… Otherwise, I’d have been amputated at birth.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Bill of Rights jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- I don’t understand how one can come in second place in biathlon… …when you got a rifle with you.
- There’s an amendment in America for people to wear T-shirts… I call it “The Right To Bare Arms”
- What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?… A bald beagle! (Bird Jokes)
- What kind of person finishes 2nd in a biathlon?… I mean, you still have a gun right?
- What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon!
- What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
- I received a letter the other day saying my tax return was ‘outstanding’. Although it’s lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can’t even remember sending one in.