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  1. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1?
  2. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point!
  3. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
  4. What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point!
  5. What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Sports Jokes A – Z)
  6. Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard! (Bear Jokes )
  7. What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Elementary Math Jokes)
  8. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it is pointless.
  9. Why was the pencil lumbering?… It’s feet were full of lead.
  10. Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless.
  11. Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot!