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- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1?
- What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point!
- What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
- What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point!
- What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Sports Jokes A – Z)
- Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard! (Bear Jokes )
- What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Elementary Math Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it is pointless.
- Why was the pencil lumbering?… It’s feet were full of lead.
- Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless.
- Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot!
- What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)