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  1. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1?
  2. What did the paper say to the pencil?… Write on!
  3. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point!
  4. What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  5. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
  6. What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point!
  7. What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Sports Jokes A – Z)
  8. Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard! (Bear Jokes )
  9. My grandparents buy me so many school supplies for the first day of school that I have to take the first two weeks off just to sharpen pencils. (Grandparent Jokes & Back to School Jokes)
  10. What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Elementary Math Jokes)
  11. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it is pointless.
  12. Why was the pencil lumbering?… It’s feet were full of lead.
  13. Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless.
  14. Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot!
  15. What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)