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Top Joke Pages:
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Jokes for Teachers)
- The best wood in most golfer’s bags is the pencil. (Golf Jokes)
- What did the paper say to the pencil?… Write on! (Grammar Jokes)
- How do pencils exercise?… Stationary Bike. (Bike Jokes)
- What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Swimming Jokes)
- A pencil isn’t my favorite writing tool… …but it’s a solid number 2.
- Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless.
- What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
- I got a job as a pencil sharpener… I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the basketball player bring colored pencils s to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
- How does a pencil hire their workers?… He appoints them. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot! (Car Jokes)
- What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Elementary Math Jokes)
- Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard! (Bear Jokes )
- My grandparents buy me so many school supplies for the first day of school that I have to take the first two weeks off just to sharpen pencils. (Grandparent Jokes & Back to School Jokes)
- Where did the pen go for holiday?… He went to pencil-vania. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
- Which colored pencil is the sharpest?… Red, because it can draw blood.
- Have you read the article about broken pencils?… The reviewers said it’s pointless and lead on for too long.
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
- What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point!
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it is pointless.
- I made a pencil with two erasers… It was pointless.
- What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- Why do influencers always carry a pencil?… To draw attention. (Art Jokes)
- Why was the pencil brought in for questioning… Because they thought he was sketchy. (Police Jokes)
- Why did the basketball player bring pencils to the basketball game?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
- You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead. (Horse Jokes)
- My mom hung up all of my pencil drawings…. it kinda makes my house look sketchy. (Art Jokes & Mom Jokes)
- Why did the eraser on the end of the pencil feel like giving up?… Because it couldn’t see the point.
- People that use pencils to draw… They’re sketchy.
- Why don’t paper, pens. and pencils walk around?… Because they’re stationary.
- Why aren’t there more pencil fights?… Last time it lead to a draw!
- Why was the pencil lumbering?… It’s feet were full of lead.