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More Middle School Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more middle school jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 middle school on time! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  3. Why did the M&M go to middle school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  4. How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
  5. Why did the nose not want to go to middle school?… He was tired of getting picked on! (October: Bullying Prevention Month)
  6. What object is king of the classroom?… The ruler!
  7. Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  8. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes & Library Jokes)
  9. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  10. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes)
  11. Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes)
  12. How do you get straight A’s?… By using a ruler. (180 School Jokes)
  13. Why did the middle school music teacher need a ladder?… To reach the high notes. (Music Jokes)
  14. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point! (Pencil Jokes)
  15. Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  16. What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes & Earthquake Jokes)
  17. Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
  18. How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
  19. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping. (Napping Jokes)
  20. What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Pencil Jokes / Math Jokes / Pi Day Jokes)
  21. What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Pencil Jokes)
  22. What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks! (Music Jokes)
  23. What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography)
  24. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes)
  25. What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point! (Pencil Jokes)
  26. Why did the middle school student study in the airplane?… Because he wanted a higher education! (Pilot Jokes)
  27. What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the middle school cafeteria?… The Food!
  28. How did the middle school music teacher get locked in the classroom?… His keys were inside the piano! (Music Jokes)
  29. What do elves learn in school?… The elf-abet! (Elf Jokes)
  30. What did you learn in school today?… Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow! (Back to School Jokes)
  31. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams!
  32. When do astronauts eat?… At launch time! (Astronomy Jokes)
  33. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Pencil Jokes)
  34. How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?… E-clipse it! (Full Moon Jokes)
  35. What happened when the wheel was invented?… It caused a revolution! (Bike Jokes)
  36. What is the world’s tallest building?… The library because it has the most stories. (Library Jokes)
  37. What vegetables do middle school librarians like?… Quiet peas. (Library Jokes)
  38. Why did the clock in the middle school cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds. (Daylight Saving Time Jokes)
  39. Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes)
  40. Why is it so hot in a middle school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Football Jokes)
  41. Did you hear the joke about the middle school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
  42. I heard they put a new wing on the middle school….That is true, but it still won’t fly. (Pilot Jokes)
  43. Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Top Summer Jokes Hot Dog Jokes)
  44. How do middle school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  45. Why did the middle school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
  46. Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Top Geography Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  47. Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune. (Car Jokes)
  48. When is a middle school theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
  49. Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Doctor Jokes)
  50. Why did the middle school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
  51. What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste. (Music Jokes)
  52. Why shouldn’t  you tell the joke about the ceiling to a middle school student?… It’s way over his / her head.
  53. What did one middle school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Top Math Jokes)
  54. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Teacher Jokes)
  55. Why did the middle school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
  56. What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
  57. Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!
  58. How was the middle school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)! (Camping Jokes)
  59. Why are middle school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
  60. What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!
  61. What do you call a middle school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
  62. Why did the middle school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base!
  63. Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. (Doctor)
  64. Have you heard the joke about the middle school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Baseball Jokes)
  65. If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Top Math Jokes)
  66. What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!
  67. What did one middle school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me! (Breakfast Jokes)
  68. What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?…Nice belt! (Top Math Jokes)
  69. Why is six afraid of seven?… Because  7 ATE 9! (Top Math Jokes)
  70. Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a middle school track meet?…Because it was a head! (Track Jokes)
  71. What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling!
  72. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
  73. What did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells! (Biology Jokes)
  74. Biology Joke: Why did the skeleton hold up the middle school barbecue?…He needed a spare rib. (Biology Jokes)
  75. What did the under-aged middle school student say when he walked into the bar?…Ouch
  76. Why was the middle school trashcan sad?…He / she was dumped.
  77. Why did the middle school computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus.
  78. What is a snake’s favorite class?…Hissss-tory! (Social Studies Jokes for Kids)
  79. Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless. (Pencil Jokes)
  80. Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot! (Pencil Jokes & Police Jokes for Kids)
  81. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it is pointless. (Pencil Jokes)