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More Middle School Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more middle school jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What’s the difference between a middle teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Train Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 middle school on time! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  4. Why did the M&M go to middle school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  5. How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
  6. Why did the nose not want to go to middle school?… He was tired of getting picked on! (October: Bullying Prevention Month)
  7. What object is king of the classroom?… The ruler!
  8. Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  9. What do get when you cross one middle school principal with another principal?… I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Principal Jokes)
  10. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes & Library Jokes)
  11. Knock, knock…Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the weekend—no homework!
  12. Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s Friday!
  13. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  14. What makes a Cyclops such an effective middle school teacher?… He has only one pupil.
  15. How do bees get to middle school?… By school buzz. (Bee Jokes)
  16. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes)
  17. A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class.
  18. Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes)
  19. How do you get straight A’s?… By using a ruler. (180 School Jokes)
  20. Middle School Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Middle School Student: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
  21. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?…The alpha-BAT. (Kindergarten Jokes & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
  22. What does a gorilla learn in school… His Ape B C’s. (Ape Jokes)
  23. Why did the middle school music teacher need a ladder?… To reach the high notes. (Music Jokes)
  24. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point! (Pencil Jokes)
  25. Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?… Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  26. Teacher: Which month has 28 days? Student: Every month!
  27. Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  28. What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes & Earthquake Jokes)
  29. Why was school easier for cave people?… Because there was no history to study! (Caveman Jokes)
  30. Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
  31. How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
  32. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping. (Napping Jokes)
  33. What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Pencil Jokes / Math Jokes / Pi Day Jokes)
  34. What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Pencil Jokes)
  35. Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?… I don’t know. Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes)
  36. What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks! (Music Jokes)
  37. What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography)
  38. Where do [state] middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  39. Teacher: 1hat is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
  40. Why did the students study in the airplane?… Because they wanted higher grades.
  41. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?… Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight). 
  42. Why did the jellybean go to school?… To become a smartie! 
  43. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
  44. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?… Smartie Pants!
    Why did the teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
  45. Why did 6 hate 7? A. 7 8 9.
  46. What did the ghost teacher say to his class?… “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!”
  47. Why do magicians do so well in school?… They’re good at trick questions. (Magic Jokes)
  48. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?… It’s not right. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  49. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes)
  50. What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point! (Pencil Jokes)
  51. “We have too many quizzes in school!” the middle student said testily.
  52. Why did the middle school student study in the airplane?… Because he wanted a higher education! (Pilot Jokes)
  53. What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the middle school cafeteria?… The Food!
  54. How did the middle school music teacher get locked in the classroom?… His keys were inside the piano! (Music Jokes)
  55. What do elves learn in school?… The elf-abet! (Elf Jokes)
  56. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams! (Sun Jokes)
  57. When do astronauts eat?… At launch time! (Astronomy Jokes)
  58. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Pencil Jokes)
  59. How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?… E-clipse it! (Full Moon Jokes)
  60. Teacher: Can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Student: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
  61. What happened when the wheel was invented?… It caused a revolution! (Bike Jokes)
  62. What is the world’s tallest building?… The library because it has the most stories. (Library Jokes)
  63. What vegetables do middle school librarians like?… Quiet peas. (Library Jokes& Farming Jokes)
  64. Why did the clock in the middle school cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds. (Daylight Saving Time Jokes)
  65. Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  66. A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.
  67. Why is it so hot in a middle school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Football Jokes)
  68. Did you hear the joke about the middle school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
  69. I heard they put a new wing on the middle school….That is true, but it still won’t fly. (Pilot Jokes)
  70. Son: My teacher says I have to write more clearly. Mom: That’s a good idea. Son: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell.
  71. Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  72. How do middle school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  73. Why did the middle school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich! (Farming Jokes)
  74. Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Geography Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  75. What did you learn in school today?… Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow! (Back to School Jokes)
  76. Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?…. He wanted to watch a car-tune. (Car Jokes & Music Jokes)
  77. When is a middle school theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
  78. Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Doctor Jokes)
  79. Why did the middle school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  80. What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste. (Music Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  81. Why shouldn’t  you tell the joke about the ceiling to a middle school student?… It’s way over his / her head. (Biology Jokes)
  82. What did one middle school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Math Jokes)
  83. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Teacher Jokes & Travel Guest Blogs)
  84. Why did the middle school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
  85. What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
  86. Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly! (Butterfly Jokes)
  87. How was the middle school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)! (Camping Jokes)
  88. Why are middle school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
  89. What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!
  90. What do you call a middle school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you! (Farming Jokes)
  91. Why did the middle school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base! (Baseball Jokes)
  92. Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. (Doctor Jokes / Nurse Jokes / Napping Jokes)
  93. Have you heard the joke about the middle school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Baseball Jokes)
  94. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students!
  95. What did the glue say to the teacher?… “I’m stuck on you.”
  96. A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss.
  97. If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Math Jokes)
  98. What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!
  99. What did one middle school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me! (Breakfast Jokes)
  100. What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?…Nice belt! (Math Jokes)
  101. Why is six afraid of seven?… Because  7 ATE 9! ((Math Jokes)
  102. Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a middle school track meet?…Because it was a head! (Track Jokes)
  103. What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling! (Witch Jokes)
  104. Where are the Great Plains located?… At the great airports!
  105. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
  106. A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?… In jail.
  107. Teacher: Can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Student: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
  108. If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?… delicious fruit salad.
  109. What did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells! (Biology Jokes)
  110. Biology Joke: Why did the skeleton hold up the middle school barbecue?…He needed a spare rib. (Biology Jokes)
  111. What did the under-aged middle school student say when he walked into the bar?…Ouch!
  112. How do the fish get to school?… By octobus!
  113. Why was the middle school trashcan sad?…He / she was dumped.
  114. Why did the middle school computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus.
  115. What is a snake’s favorite class?…Hissss-tory! (Social Studies Jokes for Kids)
  116. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man? Sundae school.
  117. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a giant?… High school.
  118. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school.
  119. What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur? Knight school.
  120. Son: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today! Mom: That’s great. What in? Son: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
  121. Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless. (Pencil Jokes)
  122. Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot! (Pencil Jokes & Police Jokes for Kids)
  123. What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?… Pop quizzes!
  124. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it is pointless. (Pencil Jokes)
  125. Mom: What did you do at school today? Son: We did a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam. Son:  That’s right!
  126. Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object? Student: You are pretty. Teacher: What’s the direct object? Student: A good report card.
  127. Teacher: Why did you eat your homework? Student: Because I don’t have a dog.
  128. What kind of plates do they use on Venus?… Flying saucers!
  129. Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!
  130. Did you hear about the cross middle school eyed-teacher?… He couldn’t control his pupils!
  131. Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
  132. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?… Pick them up and roll them back to her!
  133. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?… Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
  134. Why did the boy go to the top of the school?… Because he wanted to go to high school.
  135. What did the math book say to the other math book?… “I’ve got problems.”
  136. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?… “You can count on me!”
  137. Why didn’t the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?… Because he didn’t want anything to slip his mind.
  138. Why do teachers give you homework?… Just to annoy you.
  139. What did the bully have for lunch?… He had a knuckle sandwich!
  140. What’s the difference between a train and a teacher?… The teacher says, “Spit your gum out” and the train says, “Choo-……..choo!”
  141. Why did the Cyclops close his school?… Because he only had one pupil.
  142. Why did the boy eat his homework?… Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  143. Why did the boy take a ladder to school?… Because he wanted to get to high school.
  144. Why is arithmetic hard work?… All those numbers you have to carry.
  145. What did the student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”… “Can I have fries and a burger?”
  146. Where did the pencil go for vacation?… To Pennsylvania.
  147. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?… Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
  148. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?… When it is read!
  149. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?… Times Square.
  150. Why did the student drown?… All her grades were below C-level!
  151. What tools do you need for math?… MultiPLIERS.
  152. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In kindergarden.
  153. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?… Because she had the perfect pitch.
  154. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together ?… They had a class trip!
  155. What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?… Getting lost.
  156. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?… Because his students were so bright!
  157. Where do monsters study?… In ghoul school.
  158. Who sits in front of the class in ghoul school?… The creature teacher
  159. Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?… She couldn’t control her pupils!
  160. Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”. Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
  161. What school supply is always tired?… A knapsack
  162. Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school. A. Kid: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
  163. Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention? A. Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can.
  164. Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I ate it. Teacher: Why? Student: You said it was a piece of cake!
  165. Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting? Student: I used his pen!
  166. Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet. Student: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
  167. Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do. What was that? My homework!
  168. What is white when its dirty and black when its clean? A. A blackboard!