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  1. A deer hunter got on his hands and knees to take a closer at some tracks. That’s when he got hit by the train. (Hunting Jokes)
  2. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Teacher Jokes)
  3. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. What do you call a rainbow that arrives late and is full of grumpy grown-ups on their way to work?… A trainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
  5. What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?… a turtle disaster. (Turtle Jokes)